1 00:01:07,273 --> 00:01:09,441 1931. 2 00:01:09,858 --> 00:01:14,530 England and its empire are grappling with the Great Depression. 3 00:01:15,239 --> 00:01:19,618 Howeverant, the British aristocracy Keep calm and continue on your way. 4 00:01:20,327 --> 00:01:23,164 Neveras much as the Davenports, 5 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:28,378 lords of Fackham Hall for over 400 years. 6 00:01:28,461 --> 00:01:32,799 The absolute magnificence of this residence was the very embodiment of splendor 7 00:01:33,216 --> 00:01:35,885 and a lasting family legacy. 8 00:01:36,219 --> 00:01:39,681 Its sacred pieces had witnessed of so many events: 9 00:01:39,764 --> 00:01:41,308 life, death, 10 00:01:41,391 --> 00:01:43,352 laughter and drama, 11 00:01:43,435 --> 00:01:45,937 brokenhearts and love. 12 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:51,569 However, England was a divided country in classes. 13 00:01:51,652 --> 00:01:55,240 Employees on the lower floors obeyed their masters, 14 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:57,700 and preparedsumptuous feasts. 15 00:01:57,783 --> 00:02:00,828 Pheasantsan, caviar, game... 16 00:02:00,911 --> 00:02:04,081 Everything the guests wanted, they prepared it for them. 17 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:09,462 And even if the winter that was coming turned out to be particularly difficult, 18 00:02:09,962 --> 00:02:13,842 thetireless work of these servants made sure 19 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:17,346 that Lord and Lady Davenport never lacked anything. 20 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:22,476 They led a decadent life amidst unimaginable luxury, 21 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:25,187 almost without even needing to lift a finger. 22 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:27,940 Finally ! 23 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:30,317 One of our children is getting married 24 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,902 and will soon leave the nest. 25 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:36,949 I am delighted that our beloved home stays within the family. 26 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:40,245 I am especially delighted that after so many years of courtship, 27 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:41,871 she finally found the right cousin! 28 00:02:42,372 --> 00:02:45,750 Fortunately Poppy has our best interests at heart, unlike Rose. 29 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,336 - Rose will maybe get married one day! - Come on, Humphrey! 30 00:02:48,753 --> 00:02:50,296 Who would want this old Rose? 31 00:02:50,713 --> 00:02:52,090 She is 23 years old! 32 00:02:52,632 --> 00:02:54,634 A shell is drier than a woman! 33 00:02:55,134 --> 00:02:57,053 Arid, dried out... 34 00:02:57,136 --> 00:02:59,681 A shriveled old maid like a nut! 35 00:03:00,098 --> 00:03:01,683 Rose, my darling, will you pass me the milk? 36 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:05,478 Mom, Archibald is terrible! 37 00:03:05,812 --> 00:03:08,065 It's unfair to force Poppy like this. 38 00:03:08,148 --> 00:03:09,859 Why couldn't she do a love marriage? 39 00:03:09,942 --> 00:03:12,069 How naive you can be! 40 00:03:12,152 --> 00:03:15,573 Do you think I married your father for love? 41 00:03:15,656 --> 00:03:18,158 Because... I found him attractive? 42 00:03:18,701 --> 00:03:21,829 That I liked his personality? His micropenis? 43 00:03:22,413 --> 00:03:23,414 No... 44 00:03:24,081 --> 00:03:25,875 I married him out of duty. 45 00:03:25,958 --> 00:03:27,543 And we couldn't be happier! 46 00:03:28,377 --> 00:03:33,341 Mom is right, darling. We are talking here about the future of Fackham Hall. 47 00:03:34,134 --> 00:03:35,385 The future of our family. 48 00:03:36,094 --> 00:03:37,554 We thought... 49 00:03:37,637 --> 00:03:43,018 that with the birth of four sons, the Davenport's line of succession was assured. 50 00:03:43,101 --> 00:03:44,478 GEORGE DAVENPORT AMONG THE DEAD OF TITANIC 51 00:03:44,561 --> 00:03:45,604 No luck! 52 00:03:46,229 --> 00:03:47,981 We lost them all. 53 00:03:48,940 --> 00:03:51,235 And all at the hands of unique accidents. 54 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:52,945 WIN TICKETS FOR THE HINDENBURG 55 00:03:53,028 --> 00:03:57,741 I always console myself by telling myself that they died doing what they loved. 56 00:03:57,824 --> 00:04:00,036 LIGHTNING WON'T STOP ME TO PLAY GOLF 57 00:04:00,119 --> 00:04:01,704 FATAL MASTURBATORY CHOKING 58 00:04:03,372 --> 00:04:07,460 But doesn't that make you think that this archaic system of succession 59 00:04:07,543 --> 00:04:10,004 which only recognizes male children is - 60 00:04:10,087 --> 00:04:11,297 excuse my language - 61 00:04:13,299 --> 00:04:15,927 Rose, you have to remain realistic! 62 00:04:16,010 --> 00:04:17,971 Your father won't live forever. 63 00:04:18,054 --> 00:04:20,598 Come on, mom! Dad is strong as an ox! 64 00:04:20,681 --> 00:04:23,560 And as long as we watch it, it will stay that way! 65 00:04:23,643 --> 00:04:26,647 How can you close your eyes like that? 66 00:04:26,730 --> 00:04:30,651 If your sister doesn't marry Archibald, we will be ousted 67 00:04:30,984 --> 00:04:33,529 and will have to go and live in central London! 68 00:04:33,612 --> 00:04:35,531 So I'm going to find a job. 69 00:04:35,614 --> 00:04:38,909 A Davenport with a paid job? 70 00:04:39,785 --> 00:04:42,580 Are you trying to kill your father? 71 00:04:42,663 --> 00:04:46,041 Dad's well-being is at the center of my concerns! 72 00:04:46,124 --> 00:04:50,587 Well, obviously, you love your family less than your beautiful sister! 73 00:04:51,714 --> 00:04:52,548 Humphrey! 74 00:04:52,924 --> 00:04:55,051 Finally ! Put your hand over your mouth when you cough! 75 00:04:55,635 --> 00:04:57,470 My apologies, Prudence. 76 00:04:58,638 --> 00:05:00,473 Sir, ladies, 77 00:05:01,391 --> 00:05:02,893 we rang the bell. 78 00:05:02,976 --> 00:05:05,020 The glasses will soon served in the lounge. 79 00:05:05,103 --> 00:05:06,271 Thank you, Cyril. 80 00:05:06,604 --> 00:05:09,899 I hope the sun shines, the wedding day! 81 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:11,192 Say, Cyri... 82 00:05:11,859 --> 00:05:12,944 what will the weather be like tomorrow? 83 00:05:13,319 --> 00:05:16,990 At Fackham tomorrow, partly cloudy skies are forecast 84 00:05:17,073 --> 00:05:19,743 with 40% chance of snow. 85 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:28,294 Are you ever worried that Cyri is listening our conversations? 86 00:05:28,377 --> 00:05:30,504 No, no, not that again, my darling. 87 00:05:30,921 --> 00:05:33,716 We already had to get rid of of poor Alexa. 88 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:35,592 It's very true... 89 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:45,312 Londons! 90 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:48,232 Place of birth of emphysema, 91 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:50,150 of child exploitation 92 00:05:50,233 --> 00:05:53,612 and an charming pickpocket named Eric. 93 00:05:54,195 --> 00:05:56,615 Read all about the ink shortage! 94 00:05:57,866 --> 00:06:01,036 Read all about the ink shortage! 95 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:09,503 SPOILER YOUR WIFE WITH A FINGER 96 00:06:09,587 --> 00:06:11,756 - Good evening! - Sir, forgive me! 97 00:06:12,465 --> 00:06:13,591 You lost your wallet! 98 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:18,387 Eric couldn't be more different of the Davenports of Fackham Hall. 99 00:06:19,096 --> 00:06:24,060 He owned no land, underwear or vitamin D. 100 00:06:26,020 --> 00:06:31,109 His lack of bone density was compensated by his cunning... 101 00:06:31,192 --> 00:06:32,193 Here, my dear. 102 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,195 - ...its charm... - Thank you! 103 00:06:35,571 --> 00:06:37,408 ...and youthful beauty. 104 00:06:37,491 --> 00:06:40,244 - Come here! - I didn't steal anything! I swear to you! 105 00:06:40,327 --> 00:06:44,999 Eric was one of the multitude of boys orphaned by war. 106 00:06:45,082 --> 00:06:48,252 He could only count on his liveliness wit, his sense of resourcefulness 107 00:06:48,335 --> 00:06:51,255 and careful monitoring of the Sisters of Mercy 108 00:06:51,338 --> 00:06:53,632 to keep him away from poverty. 109 00:06:53,715 --> 00:06:54,925 WE RECYCLE CHILDREN SINCE 1808 110 00:06:55,550 --> 00:06:56,718 Hello, Sister Joe! 111 00:06:57,970 --> 00:07:00,598 - What can I do for you today? - Nothing for me... 112 00:07:00,681 --> 00:07:02,893 But this gentleman would like to speak to you... 113 00:07:02,976 --> 00:07:05,687 And of course our door is always open 114 00:07:05,770 --> 00:07:08,564 to men we don't know demonstrating an interest in a particular young person. 115 00:07:09,357 --> 00:07:10,191 Yes. 116 00:07:10,858 --> 00:07:13,361 Looks like it will do the trick. 117 00:07:13,778 --> 00:07:16,614 I have to deliver a letter there. 118 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,284 At the Davenport mansion, 119 00:07:19,367 --> 00:07:21,577 a family of aristocrats absurdly wealthy. 120 00:07:22,287 --> 00:07:23,997 - Seal... - Exactly. 121 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:25,456 Fackham Hall. 122 00:07:25,999 --> 00:07:29,629 The most luxurious mansion from all over Shropceistershershire. 123 00:07:29,712 --> 00:07:32,298 I will only do it if you pay me more than five shillings. 124 00:07:32,381 --> 00:07:33,674 I'll give you a pound. 125 00:07:35,968 --> 00:07:37,219 A pleasure doing business with you. 126 00:07:42,349 --> 00:07:43,225 Good luck. 127 00:07:51,191 --> 00:07:52,151 Eric! 128 00:07:54,863 --> 00:07:57,365 You are the brightest child of the history of the orphanage. 129 00:07:58,158 --> 00:08:01,244 If only you used your talents to do good... 130 00:08:01,828 --> 00:08:03,747 you could do something with your life. 131 00:08:04,831 --> 00:08:07,083 I will probably do something good before dying. 132 00:08:09,377 --> 00:08:10,546 It's by Thomas Hardy. 133 00:08:10,629 --> 00:08:12,255 Hey, here's another quote. 134 00:08:13,131 --> 00:08:14,758 “You shall not steal.” 135 00:08:23,976 --> 00:08:24,852 Your watch, sir. 136 00:08:27,897 --> 00:08:29,065 And your pants. 137 00:08:29,607 --> 00:08:30,858 But I wear my pan... 138 00:08:34,445 --> 00:08:37,198 Thus begins Eric's adventure, 139 00:08:37,281 --> 00:08:40,534 as he hits the road in order to deliver this invaluable letter 140 00:08:40,617 --> 00:08:41,827 to Lord Davenport... 141 00:08:42,203 --> 00:08:44,956 A chance perhaps to change the course of his destiny. 142 00:08:45,414 --> 00:08:48,251 Nothing was going to get in his way. 143 00:08:57,469 --> 00:09:00,138 Congratulations to Rachmaninoff! 144 00:09:00,931 --> 00:09:04,435 A new piece by Carl Ravell and his orchestra has just come out! 145 00:09:04,518 --> 00:09:07,354 It will be the hit of the year! Listen for yourself! 146 00:09:47,980 --> 00:09:48,897 How are you ? 147 00:09:49,523 --> 00:09:50,649 Like never before! 148 00:09:57,531 --> 00:09:58,699 Sorry for damaging your car. 149 00:09:58,782 --> 00:10:00,743 Don't worry! It was already damaged! 150 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:02,328 Sorry about your bike... 151 00:10:02,411 --> 00:10:03,746 It was already damaged. 152 00:10:05,290 --> 00:10:06,625 I don't know what happened. 153 00:10:06,708 --> 00:10:08,043 - I was... distracted. - Distracted! 154 00:10:08,126 --> 00:10:09,002 Yes... 155 00:10:09,586 --> 00:10:11,713 I took my eyes off the road a short moment. 156 00:10:12,714 --> 00:10:14,675 I think I was captivated by the appearance of a... 157 00:10:14,758 --> 00:10:19,095 ... magnificent woman surrounded by carefreeness which makes a man happy to be alive. 158 00:10:29,522 --> 00:10:31,484 Nice to meet you. Eric. 159 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:33,903 I'm Rose. 160 00:10:34,987 --> 00:10:36,823 It was a real pleasure meeting you 161 00:10:36,906 --> 00:10:39,325 and I promise you that from now on, I will watch where I am going. 162 00:11:29,669 --> 00:11:30,878 Miss Davenport! 163 00:11:31,296 --> 00:11:32,463 Miss Davenport! 164 00:11:33,298 --> 00:11:36,301 - Your parents were wondering where you were! - What did you tell them? 165 00:11:36,384 --> 00:11:39,429 Your honor is safe, mademoiselle. I said you were constipated! 166 00:11:39,846 --> 00:11:41,055 Thank you, Patricia! 167 00:11:41,389 --> 00:11:42,766 I needed to get some fresh air 168 00:11:42,849 --> 00:11:46,561 before attending the union of my dear sister Poppy with that horrible Archie. 169 00:11:49,147 --> 00:11:50,733 So ! It's like new! 170 00:12:01,869 --> 00:12:03,954 It's wonderful to see you, Viscount Wolsey. 171 00:12:05,039 --> 00:12:07,750 Thank you for joining us, Lord Wickham. 172 00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:09,543 Welcome to our home, Lady Gaga. 173 00:12:14,423 --> 00:12:15,841 Where have you been? 174 00:12:16,426 --> 00:12:20,138 Please don't tell me you were reading or what I was thinking about. These are men's things! 175 00:12:20,513 --> 00:12:21,431 Humpty! 176 00:12:22,307 --> 00:12:25,310 If it's not J.R.R. Tolkien, the writer! 177 00:12:25,727 --> 00:12:28,939 Poppy, this is John, my old friend from Oxford. 178 00:12:29,022 --> 00:12:32,317 Please call me J.R.R. Tolkien, the writer! 179 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,944 A pleasure to meet you. 180 00:12:34,027 --> 00:12:35,529 Could I know your works? 181 00:12:35,612 --> 00:12:38,073 I doubt it. Nothing has been published. 182 00:12:38,156 --> 00:12:39,032 Not yet ! 183 00:12:39,115 --> 00:12:43,162 But I've spent the last 15 years to develop an orc alphabet. 184 00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:53,172 What a pretty language. 185 00:12:57,218 --> 00:12:58,469 Don't forget, Fifi. 186 00:12:58,552 --> 00:13:01,806 The Davenports form one of the English families the most eminent. 187 00:13:01,889 --> 00:13:03,766 Try to hide your American side. 188 00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:06,143 Please, my darling. They will barely notice it. 189 00:13:08,104 --> 00:13:09,815 Lord Davenport! 190 00:13:09,898 --> 00:13:11,942 Do you remember Bert? Archibald's witness. 191 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,485 A pleasure to see you! 192 00:13:13,568 --> 00:13:15,279 Thank you for inviting me. 193 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,075 What a pretty little chalet! 194 00:13:22,577 --> 00:13:24,121 Hurry up, Richard! 195 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,373 Is that all you can lift, Gladys? 196 00:13:27,666 --> 00:13:29,543 As the orphan approached the mansion, 197 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:33,338 he guessed that he must be at Fackham Hall. 198 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,926 Its elegance told him that he was in the right place... 199 00:13:37,510 --> 00:13:38,678 Not to mention its magnitude... 200 00:13:39,012 --> 00:13:41,889 and the sign for Fackham Hall. 201 00:13:46,728 --> 00:13:50,273 DOMESTIC ENTRANCE 202 00:14:01,035 --> 00:14:03,078 GET UNIONIZED CAUSES CANCER 203 00:14:11,420 --> 00:14:12,546 Excuse me, sir! 204 00:14:14,548 --> 00:14:17,301 Are you here for the position of waiter? 205 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,804 - Actually, I'm... - There will be no negotiations. 206 00:14:21,263 --> 00:14:23,599 The pay is four pounds per week. Take it or leave it. 207 00:14:24,725 --> 00:14:26,435 - I'll take it! -Edna. 208 00:14:27,145 --> 00:14:29,189 Here is the new waiter. 209 00:14:29,856 --> 00:14:32,776 Lord, let me not have my say to say about the staff! 210 00:14:33,276 --> 00:14:35,236 I hope he’s up to it, Cyril. 211 00:14:36,196 --> 00:14:37,364 Follow me, kid! 212 00:14:37,447 --> 00:14:40,283 As a servant, you occupy the lowest rank of servants. 213 00:14:40,742 --> 00:14:43,203 You will have to polish the silverware every afternoon. 214 00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:45,956 Silverware is silver cutlery. 215 00:14:46,373 --> 00:14:49,543 Then it's time for dinner. Supper, It’s when we eat in the evening. 216 00:14:49,626 --> 00:14:52,671 After which you will have to clear the table. 217 00:14:52,754 --> 00:14:56,259 A table is a piece of furniture comprising a tray and four legs. 218 00:14:56,342 --> 00:14:58,511 Eventually you'll have to mop the floor on the floor. 219 00:14:58,594 --> 00:15:00,763 The floor is the surface the lowest in a room. 220 00:15:00,846 --> 00:15:04,308 A room is any closed place by a number of walls. 221 00:15:04,725 --> 00:15:05,851 A wall... 222 00:15:07,311 --> 00:15:09,772 it's like a floor, but lateral. 223 00:15:10,481 --> 00:15:11,315 Do you understand? 224 00:15:11,816 --> 00:15:14,318 Yes, miss! I won't disappoint you, I promise! 225 00:15:14,902 --> 00:15:16,195 Get out of my sight. 226 00:15:17,697 --> 00:15:20,576 Hello Sir. Who should I contact for the position of waiter? 227 00:15:20,659 --> 00:15:22,911 I'm afraid the position has been filled. 228 00:15:41,305 --> 00:15:42,264 Miss Davenport. 229 00:15:42,806 --> 00:15:44,308 Allow me to introduce myself. 230 00:15:44,391 --> 00:15:48,896 I am Darvesh Khalid, your father's lawyer, and an old friend. 231 00:15:49,355 --> 00:15:52,525 But of course! Trenches! You fought with my father! 232 00:15:52,608 --> 00:15:54,527 No, we fought on the same side. 233 00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:57,113 Mr. Khalid! 234 00:15:57,196 --> 00:15:59,199 Allow me to introduce my great-aunt Bonaparte! 235 00:15:59,282 --> 00:16:00,200 Enchanted, ma'am. 236 00:16:00,283 --> 00:16:01,409 Bonaparte? 237 00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:03,912 Are you related to Napoleon? 238 00:16:03,995 --> 00:16:06,497 Yes, he's my nephew. 239 00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:11,044 Miss McAllister! I did everything you asked me. 240 00:16:11,544 --> 00:16:13,089 Already ? 241 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:14,173 Yes, ma'am. 242 00:16:14,256 --> 00:16:16,842 Did you take the wine bottles out of the cellar? 243 00:16:16,925 --> 00:16:17,760 Yes, ma'am. 244 00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:21,013 - Did you bring them into the living room? - Yes, ma'am. 245 00:16:21,096 --> 00:16:22,890 And closed the cellar hatch? 246 00:16:25,059 --> 00:16:26,185 I'm going there right away! 247 00:16:29,813 --> 00:16:31,566 Where is Richard? 248 00:16:31,649 --> 00:16:33,901 He had to serve the champagne! 249 00:16:34,318 --> 00:16:37,405 You will have to do it... but not dressed like that. 250 00:16:37,488 --> 00:16:38,657 And let it jump! 251 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:45,914 You have the castle, the cathedral, the chocolate factory. 252 00:16:45,997 --> 00:16:49,376 I don't understand why you need a New York. 253 00:16:49,459 --> 00:16:52,170 Here are 10 books... Stop talking, please. 254 00:16:53,004 --> 00:16:55,924 I have a commercial proposal, Mr. Davenport. 255 00:16:56,007 --> 00:16:58,426 I'm growing my fashion empire, 256 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,845 and I would need a little pied-à-terre in England. 257 00:17:01,471 --> 00:17:02,931 How much to buy Facham Hall? 258 00:17:03,807 --> 00:17:06,269 I doubt that your salary as a seamstress allows you to buy it. 259 00:17:06,352 --> 00:17:08,104 I'll give you double that. 260 00:17:08,187 --> 00:17:10,313 And I promise you to maintain its historical integrity. 261 00:17:10,773 --> 00:17:14,861 I would only add a jazz bar, a small casino and 30 floors. 262 00:17:14,944 --> 00:17:18,947 I understand that this is how you are doing business in the United States, 263 00:17:19,365 --> 00:17:21,450 but Fackham Hall is simply not for sale. 264 00:17:21,993 --> 00:17:23,619 This is what we will see! 265 00:17:24,203 --> 00:17:26,580 I warn you, Mr. Davenport... 266 00:17:27,123 --> 00:17:28,749 I usually get what I want. 267 00:17:30,335 --> 00:17:32,170 ...the size of a half-human! 268 00:17:55,027 --> 00:17:56,487 - Champagne? - Gladly. 269 00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:03,078 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the bride and groom, 270 00:18:03,161 --> 00:18:07,957 Mr. Archibald Davenport and Miss Poppy Davenport, his fiancée... 271 00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:10,293 and her first cousin. 272 00:18:15,965 --> 00:18:17,759 Well, tell me, Mary! 273 00:18:18,092 --> 00:18:19,344 A man! 274 00:18:19,427 --> 00:18:22,138 He is so attractive, Constance! It takes my breath away. 275 00:18:22,221 --> 00:18:24,850 I can't wait to marry a man! 276 00:18:24,933 --> 00:18:27,436 Only then will my life have the least value. 277 00:18:27,519 --> 00:18:29,730 Miss Valentine, have you done knowledge of the Bechdel sisters? 278 00:18:30,439 --> 00:18:35,236 Ladies and gentlemen, it is rare to meet someone so beautiful, 279 00:18:35,319 --> 00:18:37,363 someone so intelligent... 280 00:18:37,988 --> 00:18:40,574 someone for whom you would move mountains! 281 00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:45,079 After years of searching and wandering, Poppy found me! 282 00:18:45,162 --> 00:18:46,872 I'm so lucky! 283 00:18:46,955 --> 00:18:49,209 We have so much in common! 284 00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,879 For example, our grandparents! 285 00:18:51,962 --> 00:18:52,796 Yes. 286 00:18:52,879 --> 00:18:55,090 You are welcome ! Have fun ! 287 00:19:01,888 --> 00:19:02,806 Sorry... 288 00:19:03,306 --> 00:19:05,684 You may never have a party like that for me. 289 00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:08,103 My darling ! 290 00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:14,109 Many people believe that marriage validates people’s existence. 291 00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:16,112 I'm not one of them. 292 00:19:16,779 --> 00:19:18,656 I'm just very proud 293 00:19:19,407 --> 00:19:24,954 of the brilliant, kind and elegant young woman that you have become. 294 00:19:25,454 --> 00:19:26,580 Deviled eggs, ma'am? 295 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,635 Stop being ecstatic and do your job! 296 00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:00,699 You have attracted the wrath of Mrs. McAllister on the very first day? 297 00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:01,825 It's a record. 298 00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:04,286 You are right, It’s a record, indeed. 299 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:07,540 Is that your name? 300 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,292 Eric Noone. 301 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,752 It's pronounced No One. 302 00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:12,211 So... 303 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,131 - Where is your room? - I never sleep. 304 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,675 It hinders me in my obligations. Here we are. 305 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,972 Your neighborhoods. 306 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:27,101 You will share this space with Tom, Fred, Harry, Richard and Alexander. 307 00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:28,728 You lucky guy! 308 00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:31,147 Do you already have your place in the big bedroom? 309 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:35,819 All's well that ends better, Humpty! 310 00:20:39,490 --> 00:20:41,492 The groom or the bride? 311 00:20:42,076 --> 00:20:43,661 I'm just a guest. 312 00:21:19,447 --> 00:21:21,074 My dear Poppy! 313 00:21:21,491 --> 00:21:23,827 Before starting this new adventure, 314 00:21:23,910 --> 00:21:25,453 I wanted to give you this. 315 00:21:25,871 --> 00:21:29,875 My mother gave it to Prudence on our wedding day. 316 00:21:38,301 --> 00:21:39,844 This is a box for a necklace. 317 00:21:43,306 --> 00:21:44,307 Oh, dad! 318 00:21:44,807 --> 00:21:45,725 THANKS ! 319 00:21:50,354 --> 00:21:51,188 Alexander... 320 00:21:55,193 --> 00:21:55,986 Ready? 321 00:22:37,570 --> 00:22:38,404 Dad ! 322 00:23:03,263 --> 00:23:04,348 Please sit down. 323 00:23:07,017 --> 00:23:08,769 Welcome, dear friends and family members, 324 00:23:08,852 --> 00:23:10,939 and of course, welcome to both of you, Archibald and Poppy. 325 00:23:11,022 --> 00:23:13,108 Let's pray that... you never get married. 326 00:23:15,694 --> 00:23:16,862 Let us pray. 327 00:23:16,945 --> 00:23:18,697 You never marry without love. 328 00:23:18,780 --> 00:23:20,490 You never love without God. 329 00:23:20,573 --> 00:23:21,992 God is almighty, 330 00:23:22,075 --> 00:23:23,035 he is everywhere. 331 00:23:23,118 --> 00:23:25,578 God touches you in your most intimate corners. 332 00:23:27,747 --> 00:23:29,166 God touches you. 333 00:23:29,249 --> 00:23:30,918 In your most intimate corners, 334 00:23:31,001 --> 00:23:33,795 in your most difficult moments, God is there to guide you with his light, 335 00:23:33,878 --> 00:23:36,882 and today he is here to guide you two, idiots. 336 00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:39,969 He's here to guide you both. 337 00:23:40,344 --> 00:23:42,763 Let it be said, our souls are indebted to Him. 338 00:23:43,097 --> 00:23:43,973 Amen. 339 00:23:54,525 --> 00:23:56,486 Does anyone have a reason why 340 00:23:56,569 --> 00:24:00,782 Archibald and Poppy shouldn't unite by the sacred bonds of marriage? 341 00:24:00,865 --> 00:24:03,243 Let him speak now, or keep silent forever. 342 00:24:05,996 --> 00:24:06,830 Person ? 343 00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:07,998 - Alright. - Stop! 344 00:24:12,127 --> 00:24:14,546 There's a reason why we shouldn't get married. 345 00:24:15,714 --> 00:24:17,132 I don't like it! 346 00:24:18,467 --> 00:24:19,551 I like another one! 347 00:24:22,346 --> 00:24:25,849 I'm sorry, Archie, but I can't live a life of lies! 348 00:24:28,018 --> 00:24:29,020 Lionel! 349 00:24:29,771 --> 00:24:30,647 Get up! 350 00:24:31,481 --> 00:24:33,066 Poppy! Poppy! 351 00:24:35,193 --> 00:24:37,737 That's marriage! 352 00:24:40,490 --> 00:24:41,491 Lionel? 353 00:24:55,297 --> 00:24:56,799 SMOKING MANURE 354 00:24:56,882 --> 00:24:59,301 DELIVERED BY OWN HANDS IN YOUR MAILBOX 355 00:25:00,469 --> 00:25:01,303 I love you! 356 00:25:01,762 --> 00:25:03,847 I want to live with you until the end of my days! 357 00:25:15,526 --> 00:25:16,694 Bye ! 358 00:25:17,444 --> 00:25:20,739 ANTHEM 69 707 359 00:25:21,741 --> 00:25:24,244 LOL 360 00:25:28,581 --> 00:25:30,291 Can I have your attention? 361 00:25:31,626 --> 00:25:33,837 Can I have your attention, please? 362 00:25:41,803 --> 00:25:44,139 Despite today's unpleasantness, 363 00:25:44,681 --> 00:25:47,392 Please stay at Fackham Hall. 364 00:25:48,477 --> 00:25:50,772 To avoid mortifying embarrassment to Archibald, 365 00:25:50,855 --> 00:25:56,986 I would like us to stop talking about the incident this morning. 366 00:25:57,403 --> 00:25:59,572 I'm talking of course of this catastrophic marriage. 367 00:25:59,655 --> 00:26:01,783 Archibald was humiliated at the altar. 368 00:26:01,866 --> 00:26:06,079 The enthusiasm with which the future bride fled her jilted fiancé. 369 00:26:06,162 --> 00:26:10,124 And I insist, let's not talk of Archibald's bestial howl 370 00:26:10,207 --> 00:26:13,377 which resonated in the sacristy and which we all pretended not to hear. 371 00:26:16,048 --> 00:26:17,341 Thank you, Lord Davenport. 372 00:26:18,425 --> 00:26:19,468 That's delicate of you. 373 00:26:19,968 --> 00:26:21,678 Have a great weekend! 374 00:26:25,891 --> 00:26:27,976 I knew about Poppy and Lionel! 375 00:26:28,393 --> 00:26:30,813 I saw her come home late in the evening. 376 00:26:30,896 --> 00:26:32,606 I never told Madame! 377 00:26:32,689 --> 00:26:35,901 When she asked me, I said Poppy was in the workshop, sculpting a dildo. 378 00:26:36,401 --> 00:26:38,695 Enough of the gossip! 379 00:26:39,404 --> 00:26:41,741 Miss Rose will drink tea in his room. 380 00:26:41,824 --> 00:26:43,701 Yes, Ms. McAllister. 381 00:27:19,989 --> 00:27:21,073 YOU ? 382 00:27:21,156 --> 00:27:23,200 Why didn't you tell me that you worked here? 383 00:27:23,283 --> 00:27:25,035 Why didn't you tell me you lived there? 384 00:27:25,369 --> 00:27:27,287 It's a large home for a driver... 385 00:27:28,497 --> 00:27:29,498 Yes... 386 00:27:31,041 --> 00:27:34,171 I would appreciate it if you wouldn't tell anyone that you saw me driving my father's car. 387 00:27:34,254 --> 00:27:36,715 Trust me. I know how to keep a secret. 388 00:27:36,798 --> 00:27:40,928 To this day I haven't told anyone that Sister Mary stole from the tithe, 389 00:27:41,011 --> 00:27:43,347 or what Sister Jude did sex tourism in Amsterdam, 390 00:27:43,430 --> 00:27:46,266 or the time Father Jessups trapped four altar boys... 391 00:27:46,349 --> 00:27:47,600 So I can trust you. 392 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,020 Indeed, Miss Rose. 393 00:27:52,188 --> 00:27:53,315 May I dare to ask you... 394 00:27:53,982 --> 00:27:54,983 what are you reading? 395 00:27:56,276 --> 00:27:57,277 This. 396 00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:58,904 A SHADE OF GRAY 397 00:28:00,364 --> 00:28:02,283 It is the story of a forbidden romance. 398 00:28:04,869 --> 00:28:07,288 I'd love to read it when you're finished. 399 00:28:07,872 --> 00:28:08,706 Are you reading? 400 00:28:09,248 --> 00:28:13,502 I don't remember who said read made us meet unknown friends. 401 00:28:13,919 --> 00:28:15,964 - Prout! - No, it's true, his name was Proust. 402 00:28:16,047 --> 00:28:17,882 I think he was a French novelist. 403 00:28:19,508 --> 00:28:20,885 Where should I put your tea? 404 00:28:21,761 --> 00:28:23,179 I'll take it. 405 00:28:23,262 --> 00:28:26,308 Let a man in in my private quarters would be... 406 00:28:34,858 --> 00:28:35,901 ... prohibited? 407 00:28:40,947 --> 00:28:42,074 Waiter! 408 00:28:52,835 --> 00:28:53,711 Eric... 409 00:28:54,212 --> 00:28:55,714 We have no choice. 410 00:28:55,797 --> 00:28:57,799 You are fired. 411 00:29:00,134 --> 00:29:01,052 Miss. 412 00:29:01,135 --> 00:29:03,888 I wanted to make sure that the new waiter has no problem 413 00:29:03,971 --> 00:29:05,890 following my request that he bring me my tea. 414 00:29:05,973 --> 00:29:08,101 - Did you ask him? - Yes ! 415 00:29:09,018 --> 00:29:10,687 So that Patricia can rest! 416 00:29:14,607 --> 00:29:15,525 Well... 417 00:29:15,608 --> 00:29:16,860 I'll let you finish your meeting. 418 00:29:21,865 --> 00:29:23,659 I also wanted to ask you for sugar. 419 00:29:38,507 --> 00:29:39,341 And... 420 00:29:40,175 --> 00:29:43,680 you don't have to get up every time I walk into a room. 421 00:29:50,645 --> 00:29:53,314 It seems like my hand is being forced, little one! 422 00:29:53,648 --> 00:29:54,691 You can stay. 423 00:29:55,317 --> 00:29:56,568 For now ! 424 00:30:13,627 --> 00:30:18,549 I honestly thought I would live here my whole life. 425 00:30:20,051 --> 00:30:21,594 We can't do anything... 426 00:30:22,428 --> 00:30:23,846 The law is unequivocal. 427 00:30:23,929 --> 00:30:27,684 Archibald is the heir legitimate of Facham Hall. 428 00:30:27,767 --> 00:30:29,810 Among all the members of our family, why him? 429 00:30:30,603 --> 00:30:32,438 If only George hadn't died... 430 00:30:33,230 --> 00:30:34,023 Or John. 431 00:30:34,690 --> 00:30:35,734 Or Paul. 432 00:30:37,319 --> 00:30:38,612 Or our little Ringo. 433 00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:41,073 Or the eldest of our nephews. 434 00:30:41,948 --> 00:30:42,866 Humphrey... 435 00:30:43,742 --> 00:30:45,744 I never dared to ask Phyllis... 436 00:30:46,328 --> 00:30:48,580 What happened to Archibald's big brother? 437 00:30:49,039 --> 00:30:50,082 Nathaniel? 438 00:30:50,791 --> 00:30:52,959 He was very young when he went to fight... 439 00:30:54,252 --> 00:30:56,755 in order to defend the freedom of our great country. 440 00:30:58,924 --> 00:31:00,300 He was still just a child... 441 00:31:02,637 --> 00:31:05,640 You are ready to make the ultimate sacrifice, Officer Davenport? 442 00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:10,186 Make these Krauts suffer! For the king and the country! 443 00:31:15,066 --> 00:31:19,153 I have tried several times to understand what had happened to this poor boy, but without success. 444 00:31:19,654 --> 00:31:23,617 And now the son still alive was left at the foot of the altar 445 00:31:23,700 --> 00:31:26,494 by our little wild one of a bird-brained girl. 446 00:31:26,995 --> 00:31:28,831 Even if Poppy changed her mind, 447 00:31:28,914 --> 00:31:34,503 I doubt that with his wounded pride, Archibald agrees to marry her. 448 00:31:34,586 --> 00:31:35,796 And Rose, then? 449 00:31:36,171 --> 00:31:37,840 Sisters are not allowed to marry. 450 00:31:37,923 --> 00:31:38,966 It's a shame. 451 00:31:39,466 --> 00:31:42,803 But what if it was Rose who married Archibald? 452 00:31:44,930 --> 00:31:46,890 What an intriguing proposition! 453 00:32:01,656 --> 00:32:03,616 Archibald! I don't know if... 454 00:32:06,911 --> 00:32:09,164 Archibald! I don't know if... 455 00:32:17,797 --> 00:32:18,757 Archibald... 456 00:32:19,424 --> 00:32:23,429 I don't know if you were aware that our Rose is very cultivated. 457 00:32:24,972 --> 00:32:26,891 That doesn't surprise me. 458 00:32:27,266 --> 00:32:30,770 What's a woman supposed to do if she doesn't have a husband? 459 00:32:32,063 --> 00:32:33,564 Things are getting tough, it seems! 460 00:32:34,106 --> 00:32:36,359 Now that your honeymoon is canceled, 461 00:32:36,442 --> 00:32:38,361 you will have plenty of time to read, you too. 462 00:32:38,444 --> 00:32:40,613 I could suggest a book to you on good manners. 463 00:32:41,489 --> 00:32:43,449 Good reply, bitch! 464 00:32:43,532 --> 00:32:46,077 Next time you visit a library, 465 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:50,290 it would be wise to look at texts explaining the ideal behavior of a woman. 466 00:32:50,999 --> 00:32:53,627 You might have better luck to find you a husband! 467 00:32:53,710 --> 00:32:56,964 Yes, it's unfortunate not to have found of partner. 468 00:32:57,047 --> 00:33:00,550 But isn't that stupider? to have found one and lost it? 469 00:33:01,885 --> 00:33:04,555 This loser has just been demolished! 470 00:33:04,638 --> 00:33:07,557 Rose, can I speak to you in private? 471 00:33:18,152 --> 00:33:18,945 Pink ? 472 00:33:19,404 --> 00:33:20,572 My darling ? 473 00:33:20,655 --> 00:33:22,740 Don't you understand the trouble in which we find ourselves? 474 00:33:23,491 --> 00:33:25,577 Thanks to your sister's selfish behavior, 475 00:33:25,660 --> 00:33:27,537 if we want to continue living at Facham Hall, 476 00:33:27,620 --> 00:33:30,582 another lady of the family must marry Archibald! 477 00:33:30,665 --> 00:33:34,002 - It's not possible! You're already married to dad! - My darling ! 478 00:33:34,085 --> 00:33:35,420 I'm talking about you. 479 00:33:37,255 --> 00:33:38,423 No ! 480 00:33:39,049 --> 00:33:43,179 You think I would like to spend my life with this pig? 481 00:33:43,262 --> 00:33:45,222 - I won't! - That's enough! 482 00:33:45,639 --> 00:33:47,099 Mr. Tolkien! 483 00:33:47,182 --> 00:33:48,809 - The writer. - Of course. 484 00:33:49,476 --> 00:33:52,688 Contradiction is the main cause of brain degeneration in women! 485 00:33:52,771 --> 00:33:54,774 Ask any male scientist! 486 00:33:54,857 --> 00:34:00,320 From now on, your mission will be to make Archibald fall in love with you. 487 00:34:03,032 --> 00:34:03,866 Pink ? 488 00:34:04,241 --> 00:34:05,285 Pink ! 489 00:34:06,202 --> 00:34:09,372 Sorry...it's that time of the month... where she is menstruating. 490 00:34:18,131 --> 00:34:19,424 I'm terribly sorry! 491 00:34:23,761 --> 00:34:24,596 Pink ? 492 00:34:25,721 --> 00:34:26,723 How are you ? 493 00:34:26,806 --> 00:34:28,350 I don't want to burden you with this. 494 00:34:29,351 --> 00:34:31,269 You are welcome ! You don't bother me! 495 00:34:32,771 --> 00:34:36,025 You can tell me everything. This will stay between you and me. 496 00:34:37,276 --> 00:34:41,155 My mother wants me to marry Archibald, but I don't like it! 497 00:34:43,199 --> 00:34:44,075 I see... 498 00:34:53,291 --> 00:34:55,126 You prefer to wait for your Heathcliff. 499 00:34:57,881 --> 00:34:59,216 Have you read Wuthering Heights? 500 00:35:01,510 --> 00:35:03,261 Eric, you are a rare character! 501 00:35:06,848 --> 00:35:09,685 You find that a woman who listens to his heart is ridiculous? 502 00:35:11,895 --> 00:35:16,233 I believe it's when the heart is hurt that we must listen to it the most. 503 00:35:20,153 --> 00:35:21,947 How do we know we're in love? 504 00:35:23,491 --> 00:35:25,493 Maybe the air is filling with something... 505 00:35:32,083 --> 00:35:33,167 I should go... 506 00:35:46,055 --> 00:35:49,225 An invitation to Buckingham Palace 507 00:35:50,936 --> 00:35:54,648 Arrived at my home in Belgravia 508 00:35:55,691 --> 00:35:57,944 When we meet the king 509 00:35:58,027 --> 00:36:00,112 And also his queen 510 00:36:00,696 --> 00:36:04,324 You have to keep your wits about you 511 00:36:05,743 --> 00:36:06,577 But... 512 00:36:06,660 --> 00:36:09,622 I went to the castle with my dick in the air 513 00:36:09,705 --> 00:36:12,166 And no one thought to tell me 514 00:36:12,750 --> 00:36:15,461 They were too polite she stayed like that all night 515 00:36:15,544 --> 00:36:17,839 No one told me that we saw my artillery 516 00:36:17,922 --> 00:36:20,759 I thought I realized it when my lunch was dipping in the punch bowl 517 00:36:20,842 --> 00:36:22,927 And my penis quickly cooled down 518 00:36:23,428 --> 00:36:26,181 The Duke of Norwich thought it was a sausage 519 00:36:26,264 --> 00:36:28,642 When he tasted it barely bitten it 520 00:36:28,725 --> 00:36:29,559 What a fool 521 00:36:30,769 --> 00:36:35,148 I went to the castle with my dick in the air 522 00:36:35,231 --> 00:36:38,485 His Majesty is not ready to forget me 523 00:36:39,277 --> 00:36:41,696 The king saw my glans 524 00:36:42,490 --> 00:36:46,119 But did we have a good time? 525 00:36:46,202 --> 00:36:47,286 Let's say... 526 00:36:47,828 --> 00:36:50,498 that I received a new invitation! 527 00:36:54,043 --> 00:36:56,754 Look at this. What wit! 528 00:37:05,346 --> 00:37:09,393 Your mother thinks it is wise for you to join us for hunting. 529 00:37:09,893 --> 00:37:12,396 Story that Archibald discovers who you are. 530 00:37:12,479 --> 00:37:15,065 Honestly, I would rather be a pheasant! 531 00:37:16,358 --> 00:37:19,403 I always thought that women had no place in hunting. 532 00:37:19,486 --> 00:37:21,280 Don't be ridiculous! 533 00:37:21,363 --> 00:37:23,073 Ridiculous ? It's science! 534 00:37:23,156 --> 00:37:25,159 Their petticoats get tangled in the bushes, 535 00:37:25,242 --> 00:37:27,828 their scent scares the pheasants, 536 00:37:27,911 --> 00:37:30,205 and their feminine giggles rust the bullets. 537 00:37:31,790 --> 00:37:33,834 Are you well, Mr. Khalid? 538 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:35,336 Yes, it's just... 539 00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:39,382 the clicking of weapons loading... 540 00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:42,385 It makes me think of the trenches... 541 00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:47,306 Can I ask you... if that's why you're limping? 542 00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:56,232 The war is over! 543 00:37:56,315 --> 00:37:57,567 The war is over! 544 00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:05,242 The war is over! 545 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:13,918 I would rather not talk about it, Miss Davenport. 546 00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:14,877 I understand. 547 00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:17,796 Thank you for serving your country. 548 00:38:29,476 --> 00:38:30,894 Damn nice shot! 549 00:38:32,145 --> 00:38:32,937 Shit ! 550 00:38:36,566 --> 00:38:37,984 Well done, Dad! 551 00:38:40,820 --> 00:38:41,780 Mess ! 552 00:38:41,863 --> 00:38:43,448 Are you unlucky today, Archibald? 553 00:38:43,531 --> 00:38:46,618 I'm getting to grips with this new rifle. 554 00:38:50,455 --> 00:38:52,374 Damn nice shot, old brother! 555 00:38:59,006 --> 00:38:59,882 Sir... 556 00:38:59,965 --> 00:39:01,801 I'm taking him home and I call a doctor? 557 00:39:01,884 --> 00:39:04,303 No, no. Cut off his legs and roast it for supper. 558 00:39:04,887 --> 00:39:06,014 As for Richard, sir? 559 00:39:06,097 --> 00:39:07,849 Oh yes ! What a tragedy. 560 00:39:07,932 --> 00:39:10,059 Without a beater, we'll have to cut short our hunt. 561 00:39:10,935 --> 00:39:12,812 - What a sad day. - Dad, wait! 562 00:39:12,895 --> 00:39:15,648 There is a young man at home which might do the trick. 563 00:39:24,241 --> 00:39:25,200 Mess ! 564 00:39:37,587 --> 00:39:38,463 Dad ! 565 00:39:43,510 --> 00:39:44,302 Pink... 566 00:39:45,930 --> 00:39:49,476 You are the most wonderful girl that a father could hope to have. 567 00:39:49,559 --> 00:39:51,770 Tell Poppy I forgive her. 568 00:39:51,853 --> 00:39:54,897 But above all, tell your mother that... 569 00:39:55,773 --> 00:39:56,649 I... 570 00:40:00,194 --> 00:40:03,239 I won't be able to have tea this evening. 571 00:40:06,409 --> 00:40:07,827 I will never forgive you! 572 00:40:09,245 --> 00:40:11,164 Forgive me, Miss Davenport, but... 573 00:40:12,291 --> 00:40:13,500 there is no blood. 574 00:40:25,054 --> 00:40:26,097 Gosh! 575 00:40:26,180 --> 00:40:28,683 It looks like my pocket watch saved my life! 576 00:40:28,766 --> 00:40:29,600 I'm alive ! 577 00:40:32,978 --> 00:40:35,147 And I learned an invaluable lesson! 578 00:40:35,230 --> 00:40:36,899 Be careful where you point... 579 00:40:45,075 --> 00:40:46,409 I see a luminous halo... 580 00:40:48,495 --> 00:40:49,579 I see my sons. 581 00:40:50,747 --> 00:40:51,581 John... 582 00:40:52,457 --> 00:40:53,249 Paul... 583 00:40:53,708 --> 00:40:54,584 George... 584 00:40:55,168 --> 00:40:56,127 Ringo... 585 00:40:56,628 --> 00:40:57,879 How we meet again. 586 00:40:59,005 --> 00:41:00,465 I want to hold your hand. 587 00:41:01,508 --> 00:41:02,842 Dear Prudence... 588 00:41:04,637 --> 00:41:06,472 Dear, dear Prudence. 589 00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:09,309 I am the walrus. 590 00:41:09,392 --> 00:41:11,268 His mind seems feverish. 591 00:41:16,399 --> 00:41:18,109 Dad is coming, boys! 592 00:41:31,998 --> 00:41:33,166 My flask of Bloody Mary! 593 00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:35,002 Obviously ! 594 00:41:35,085 --> 00:41:35,961 Bloody Mary! 595 00:41:37,129 --> 00:41:38,964 Bad luck, old man! 596 00:41:39,589 --> 00:41:41,299 I thought you finally got it a first take! 597 00:41:49,099 --> 00:41:51,977 - Thank you for taking care of Dad. - But let's see... 598 00:41:52,394 --> 00:41:53,854 Anyone could have done it. 599 00:41:54,229 --> 00:41:55,230 But no one did it. 600 00:41:55,731 --> 00:41:56,733 Pink ! 601 00:41:57,442 --> 00:41:59,360 I meant... 602 00:42:00,194 --> 00:42:02,280 that I was sorry for shooting your father right in the heart... 603 00:42:02,655 --> 00:42:03,740 ...twice. 604 00:42:04,115 --> 00:42:06,743 Usually I aim better. It's... 605 00:42:07,076 --> 00:42:08,787 this defective rifle that someone lent me! 606 00:42:08,870 --> 00:42:10,538 The barrel is broken. He shoots sideways! 607 00:42:10,955 --> 00:42:11,789 Can I? 608 00:42:13,666 --> 00:42:14,625 You are welcome. 609 00:42:22,008 --> 00:42:22,926 As I said... 610 00:42:40,694 --> 00:42:41,737 Beginner's luck! 611 00:42:54,167 --> 00:42:55,794 Young man, 612 00:42:55,877 --> 00:42:59,297 I thought a lot about your reaction speed this morning while hunting. 613 00:42:59,756 --> 00:43:02,008 We like to surround ourselves with people like you, Eric. 614 00:43:02,926 --> 00:43:04,469 Would you like to become my new valet? 615 00:43:05,678 --> 00:43:06,805 It would be an honor, sir. 616 00:43:07,639 --> 00:43:08,765 Perfect ! 617 00:43:08,848 --> 00:43:10,266 Let's smoke a cigar! 618 00:43:11,184 --> 00:43:14,563 Here they are! In my secret drawer full of cigars and notes. 619 00:43:15,064 --> 00:43:15,940 Thank you, sir. 620 00:43:16,691 --> 00:43:21,445 Alexander, compose yourself a letter announcing your dismissal. 621 00:43:23,072 --> 00:43:25,074 It will be with pleasure, sir. 622 00:43:27,326 --> 00:43:30,371 During the rebellion, Legolas... 623 00:43:42,509 --> 00:43:45,137 So what are you writing in this little notebook? 624 00:43:45,470 --> 00:43:47,472 Ideas... for my novel. 625 00:43:48,014 --> 00:43:50,142 I draw inspiration from both sides. 626 00:43:52,269 --> 00:43:54,772 My darling ! Have you seen my cigar cutter? 627 00:43:54,855 --> 00:43:56,857 In your pants, my precious. 628 00:43:57,315 --> 00:43:59,901 Wait... could you repeat that? 629 00:44:02,154 --> 00:44:03,697 In your pants, my precious? 630 00:44:06,116 --> 00:44:08,453 In your pants... 631 00:44:15,501 --> 00:44:19,381 Pink! I wanted to tell you that I passed by the library earlier, 632 00:44:19,464 --> 00:44:21,758 and I came across a poem. 633 00:44:22,216 --> 00:44:23,760 It made me think of... 634 00:44:24,677 --> 00:44:25,720 you. 635 00:44:27,722 --> 00:44:29,891 Is it okay with you if I read it? 636 00:44:30,350 --> 00:44:31,225 Of course. 637 00:44:41,153 --> 00:44:42,571 What a magnificent poem! 638 00:44:43,906 --> 00:44:46,992 It looks like your Archie fell in love with Rose. 639 00:44:47,409 --> 00:44:50,579 It's good to see him change your mind... 640 00:44:50,662 --> 00:44:54,291 to think of something else than the inevitable approach of Death. 641 00:44:54,833 --> 00:44:55,876 Indeed. 642 00:44:57,294 --> 00:45:01,007 I'm certainly funnier than you believed it, hmm? 643 00:45:01,508 --> 00:45:02,717 Certainly. 644 00:45:03,676 --> 00:45:05,220 Good evening ! 645 00:45:07,847 --> 00:45:08,723 Cyri! 646 00:45:09,724 --> 00:45:11,101 Play some dance music. 647 00:45:11,184 --> 00:45:13,478 Okay, I'll play some dance music on the gramophone. 648 00:45:19,234 --> 00:45:21,111 - Dance with me, Rose - I'd rather not. 649 00:45:25,574 --> 00:45:27,410 You are welcome. People are looking at us. 650 00:45:27,493 --> 00:45:29,454 - Let go of my hand. - But... dance, you know! It's fun. 651 00:45:29,537 --> 00:45:31,122 Archibald, let me go! 652 00:45:31,205 --> 00:45:32,707 Miss Davenport asked you to leave her! 653 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,462 Mr. Davenport... 654 00:45:37,545 --> 00:45:41,215 forgive me if my face slowed down the momentum of your hand. 655 00:45:41,298 --> 00:45:42,133 Yes. 656 00:45:42,216 --> 00:45:45,178 And I bitterly regret the behavior from my less experienced colleague. 657 00:45:45,261 --> 00:45:46,053 You have a great game! 658 00:45:46,887 --> 00:45:49,306 As soon as I inherit the mansion, I'm kicking you all out! 659 00:45:49,724 --> 00:45:51,267 You sassy idiots! 660 00:45:51,350 --> 00:45:52,519 Very good, sir. 661 00:45:52,602 --> 00:45:53,687 - Yes. - Eric? 662 00:46:00,485 --> 00:46:03,238 You have put all our positions in danger. 663 00:46:03,321 --> 00:46:05,824 You are here only to be of their service. 664 00:46:06,199 --> 00:46:11,747 We on the lower floors must never becoming romantically involved with our employers. 665 00:46:11,830 --> 00:46:14,750 Trust me, it never ends well. 666 00:46:15,625 --> 00:46:17,879 If we want to continue to work at Facham Hall, 667 00:46:17,962 --> 00:46:20,131 Rose must marry Archibald. 668 00:46:20,548 --> 00:46:22,550 And you're standing in the way! 669 00:46:22,633 --> 00:46:28,181 And in the interest of all of us, You have to pack your bags and leave tomorrow! 670 00:46:28,264 --> 00:46:32,477 In order to avoid any annoyance, we will say to sir that you have contracted rabies, 671 00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,688 found a position elsewhere, that you are dead, got pregnant and then ran away. 672 00:46:36,397 --> 00:46:37,231 Now go! 673 00:47:17,315 --> 00:47:20,026 COCK EATER 674 00:47:38,671 --> 00:47:39,463 Pink! 675 00:47:40,005 --> 00:47:42,591 - What are you doing here? - I wanted to know what they told you! 676 00:47:44,051 --> 00:47:45,094 They fired me. 677 00:47:45,511 --> 00:47:47,180 - I have to leave tomorrow. - Who, that? 678 00:47:47,263 --> 00:47:50,558 No ! They can't do that! They won't do it, they won't do it. 679 00:47:50,641 --> 00:47:51,976 I'm going to talk to dad! 680 00:47:52,059 --> 00:47:54,854 Pink ! No, it's no use. What's done is done. 681 00:47:55,521 --> 00:47:57,732 This place didn't suit me anyway. 682 00:47:57,815 --> 00:47:58,942 Fackham Hall? 683 00:47:59,025 --> 00:48:00,234 Yes, to hell with them! 684 00:48:01,527 --> 00:48:02,529 Well... 685 00:48:03,155 --> 00:48:05,741 If this is our last night together, let's go somewhere 686 00:48:05,824 --> 00:48:08,160 where we can be ourselves, like when we first met! 687 00:48:08,243 --> 00:48:10,537 I know ! Let's go to a pub! 688 00:48:10,620 --> 00:48:13,623 Why not the Dog and Drake? I never dared to go in! 689 00:48:14,708 --> 00:48:15,876 Yes, why not? 690 00:48:16,668 --> 00:48:21,089 On the other hand... the Davenports are not really popular there. 691 00:48:21,423 --> 00:48:23,425 You can't go there dressed like that. 692 00:48:27,554 --> 00:48:29,599 So I will have to blend in with the customers... 693 00:48:32,852 --> 00:48:33,978 - Good evening! - Good evening ! 694 00:48:38,483 --> 00:48:39,526 And don't come back again! 695 00:48:39,609 --> 00:48:41,611 But I am the owner! 696 00:48:45,073 --> 00:48:46,199 After you! 697 00:48:54,207 --> 00:48:55,084 Follow me. 698 00:48:59,046 --> 00:49:00,964 Twice what I usually take, Carl. 699 00:49:06,345 --> 00:49:07,346 Who is she? 700 00:49:07,429 --> 00:49:10,015 You don't remember me? My name is... 701 00:49:11,433 --> 00:49:12,684 Pink... 702 00:49:14,061 --> 00:49:14,978 Devon... 703 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:17,314 Harbor. 704 00:49:18,107 --> 00:49:19,274 Rose Devonport! 705 00:49:20,442 --> 00:49:21,319 All right. 706 00:49:22,195 --> 00:49:23,155 Because for a moment, 707 00:49:23,238 --> 00:49:25,907 I thought you were part of this strip near Fackham Hall. 708 00:49:25,990 --> 00:49:28,660 And we hate them, these stuck-up bastards! 709 00:49:28,743 --> 00:49:30,078 Well... 710 00:49:30,161 --> 00:49:34,082 It's like comparing apples and oranges. 711 00:49:35,625 --> 00:49:37,419 Talk to me about a real Londoner! 712 00:49:38,753 --> 00:49:39,713 Thanks, Carl. 713 00:49:45,385 --> 00:49:46,386 Right on target! 714 00:49:50,474 --> 00:49:51,642 Come here! 715 00:49:53,269 --> 00:49:54,812 Is it like that in all pubs? 716 00:49:54,895 --> 00:49:57,148 No, no. This one is chic! 717 00:49:58,357 --> 00:49:59,400 Follow me. 718 00:50:01,068 --> 00:50:02,027 Perfect. 719 00:50:02,361 --> 00:50:03,320 Miss ! 720 00:50:11,370 --> 00:50:12,497 A rose for the lady? 721 00:50:12,580 --> 00:50:16,752 No, thank you. I already have my own rose... beautiful as the day. 722 00:50:20,797 --> 00:50:22,049 As you please! 723 00:50:22,716 --> 00:50:24,969 It's so exciting to be here with you! 724 00:50:25,052 --> 00:50:27,763 No more false pretenses, no need to hide my feelings anymore! 725 00:50:28,221 --> 00:50:29,514 I can be myself! 726 00:50:30,807 --> 00:50:31,809 Tell me about your dreams! 727 00:50:31,892 --> 00:50:33,894 Well, I dream... that my penis falls off, 728 00:50:33,977 --> 00:50:37,481 but I can't go see the doctor because I'm going to be late for school. 729 00:50:37,564 --> 00:50:38,940 - Me too ! - For real? 730 00:50:40,943 --> 00:50:42,111 Do you have other dreams? 731 00:50:43,654 --> 00:50:44,864 I dream 732 00:50:44,947 --> 00:50:48,659 one day run away to the place the most romantic on earth... 733 00:50:49,077 --> 00:50:50,495 the city of love... 734 00:50:50,912 --> 00:50:52,163 the city of art... 735 00:50:53,164 --> 00:50:55,208 the city of poets... 736 00:50:58,252 --> 00:50:59,295 Blackpool! 737 00:51:03,341 --> 00:51:05,259 Maybe we could go there, one day... 738 00:51:05,886 --> 00:51:06,929 Both... 739 00:51:07,805 --> 00:51:08,597 Yes. 740 00:51:11,558 --> 00:51:12,559 Oh, no! 741 00:51:12,893 --> 00:51:14,353 It's a song to dance to! 742 00:51:14,436 --> 00:51:15,313 Let's all sing together! 743 00:51:15,396 --> 00:51:19,316 Surely everyone knows the words, because we are all real cockneys! 744 00:51:21,568 --> 00:51:23,404 Follow me! It'll be OK. 745 00:51:23,487 --> 00:51:25,865 Young Jack Steel strangled an eel 746 00:51:25,948 --> 00:51:27,908 Sold it at Camden market 747 00:51:28,575 --> 00:51:31,120 Brixton Billy went to Piccadilly 748 00:51:31,203 --> 00:51:33,164 Choked on a whelk and finished it off 749 00:51:33,623 --> 00:51:35,834 Cockney atmosphere in Trafalgar Square 750 00:51:35,917 --> 00:51:38,128 Take a pee on Nelson's column 751 00:51:38,211 --> 00:51:40,756 There's nothing better than London 752 00:51:40,839 --> 00:51:43,049 There's nothing better than London... like a rat hole 753 00:52:03,696 --> 00:52:05,740 Well... he will have lived for seven years! 754 00:52:06,365 --> 00:52:08,951 To the oldest chimney sweep in London! 755 00:52:10,119 --> 00:52:11,370 Well done ! 756 00:52:14,665 --> 00:52:17,335 Greasy Spoon masturbates in front of the moon 757 00:52:17,418 --> 00:52:19,837 The chaos at Waterloo station 758 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:24,510 Double-decker buses A fight at the football stadium 759 00:52:24,593 --> 00:52:26,804 Deadly smog The balls of a greyhound 760 00:52:26,887 --> 00:52:29,056 Jack the Ripper and a sausage puff 761 00:52:29,556 --> 00:52:31,433 There's nothing better than London 762 00:52:31,516 --> 00:52:34,019 There's nothing better than London... like a rat hole 763 00:52:34,478 --> 00:52:38,815 Again 764 00:52:39,441 --> 00:52:41,694 There's nothing better than London 765 00:52:41,777 --> 00:52:45,947 There's nothing better than London... 766 00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:53,331 ...as capital? 767 00:53:00,630 --> 00:53:03,049 I thought she didn't know, for a while! 768 00:54:20,713 --> 00:54:23,549 Unbeknownst to our star-crossed lovers, 769 00:54:24,258 --> 00:54:28,679 life at Fackham Hall was soon take a fatal turn, 770 00:54:30,222 --> 00:54:33,559 especially for Lord Davenport. 771 00:54:38,732 --> 00:54:40,776 Open a window, Humphrey! 772 00:54:41,151 --> 00:54:43,028 It smells terribly bad in here! 773 00:54:47,074 --> 00:54:48,075 Humphrey! 774 00:55:20,483 --> 00:55:22,235 Inspector Robert Dequoy. 775 00:55:22,318 --> 00:55:24,654 I'm here for the murder of Lord Davenport. 776 00:55:24,737 --> 00:55:27,783 I'm afraid you'll arrive too late. Someone else took care of it. 777 00:55:28,909 --> 00:55:30,619 But come in, please. 778 00:55:46,051 --> 00:55:47,219 Follow me. 779 00:55:59,899 --> 00:56:00,859 Oh yes... 780 00:56:02,235 --> 00:56:05,572 Cyril, who saw Lord Davenport alive last? 781 00:56:05,655 --> 00:56:06,656 The murderer. 782 00:56:07,323 --> 00:56:08,533 That's exactly what I thought. 783 00:56:08,950 --> 00:56:12,663 Now could you serve me a glass of this whiskey? 784 00:56:12,746 --> 00:56:13,663 Of course. 785 00:56:15,707 --> 00:56:17,417 Just a moment! It's poison! 786 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:18,669 Exactly. 787 00:56:18,752 --> 00:56:21,714 So Lord Davenport was poisoned? 788 00:56:21,797 --> 00:56:23,424 Not necessarily. 789 00:56:24,175 --> 00:56:25,301 Do you see this? 790 00:56:25,384 --> 00:56:26,177 Yes. 791 00:56:26,761 --> 00:56:28,971 Small holes on the lapel of his jacket. 792 00:56:30,306 --> 00:56:34,268 The person who did this had access to a form of caustic chemical. 793 00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:40,816 Do you smell what I smell? 794 00:56:43,319 --> 00:56:44,320 Oh yes... 795 00:56:45,321 --> 00:56:49,076 A sulfurous smell that stings the eyes! 796 00:56:52,788 --> 00:56:54,081 Sorry. 797 00:56:55,207 --> 00:56:57,167 This happens a lot when I squat. 798 00:57:00,587 --> 00:57:02,005 Bloodstains! 799 00:57:04,257 --> 00:57:06,719 What did you have to tell us, Mr. Khalid? 800 00:57:06,802 --> 00:57:07,677 No, no! 801 00:57:08,303 --> 00:57:10,306 Please! Call me Darvesh. 802 00:57:10,389 --> 00:57:11,640 As you know, 803 00:57:12,392 --> 00:57:15,436 Humphrey had entrusted his affairs at my law firm. 804 00:57:18,022 --> 00:57:19,899 He was my client, yes. 805 00:57:19,982 --> 00:57:21,151 I WIN EVERY TIME 806 00:57:21,234 --> 00:57:24,321 But even more than that, he was a precious friend and a brave soldier. 807 00:57:24,404 --> 00:57:27,490 I would have liked able to save his life last night, 808 00:57:28,116 --> 00:57:30,410 as he had saved mine during the war. 809 00:57:33,579 --> 00:57:35,498 Take cover! 810 00:57:40,087 --> 00:57:42,047 Should really be examined this mole. 811 00:57:49,263 --> 00:57:50,222 Poppy! 812 00:57:52,975 --> 00:57:54,351 I'm so happy to see you! 813 00:57:56,437 --> 00:57:57,354 Hello, mother. 814 00:57:57,771 --> 00:57:58,605 Poppy... 815 00:58:00,023 --> 00:58:01,108 Am I welcome? 816 00:58:03,652 --> 00:58:04,738 But of course! 817 00:58:05,238 --> 00:58:07,741 You will always be at home at Fackham Hall. 818 00:58:07,824 --> 00:58:09,492 Fackham Hall no longer belongs to you. 819 00:58:10,410 --> 00:58:15,040 On the death of Lord Davenport, the title to the property passed to the first male heir... 820 00:58:15,123 --> 00:58:19,252 Thus, Archibald Davenport is now owner of Facham. 821 00:58:19,335 --> 00:58:21,629 But we are part of the aristocracy! 822 00:58:22,005 --> 00:58:24,341 The laws surely don't apply in our case! 823 00:58:24,424 --> 00:58:25,300 What can we do? 824 00:58:25,383 --> 00:58:27,219 The only consolation I can offer you, 825 00:58:27,302 --> 00:58:30,013 is that the title cannot legally pass in the hands of Archibald 826 00:58:30,096 --> 00:58:33,809 as long as the murder investigation of Humphrey is not elucidated. 827 00:58:34,685 --> 00:58:37,063 And let's say... let's admit... 828 00:58:37,146 --> 00:58:39,148 Rose marries Archibald before this? 829 00:58:40,232 --> 00:58:42,068 You could all stay here. 830 00:58:46,155 --> 00:58:49,241 The inspector would now like talk to you in the living room. 831 00:58:49,909 --> 00:58:51,702 What if we don't have a present for him? 832 00:58:59,836 --> 00:59:00,837 Poppy! 833 00:59:01,254 --> 00:59:02,631 What should I do? 834 00:59:03,048 --> 00:59:06,468 I do not want the eviction of our family, but what is a life worth without love? 835 00:59:07,177 --> 00:59:08,762 My dearest Rose... 836 00:59:09,763 --> 00:59:11,515 I myself have already been blinded by love. 837 00:59:14,101 --> 00:59:15,936 As our passion blossomed, 838 00:59:16,686 --> 00:59:19,773 I didn't care that Lionel is not an aristocrat, 839 00:59:20,315 --> 00:59:21,650 that he has no money, 840 00:59:22,609 --> 00:59:24,278 or that it does not wash. 841 00:59:24,779 --> 00:59:27,448 I didn't care that he wasn't attractive, 842 00:59:27,865 --> 00:59:29,200 nor kind, 843 00:59:29,534 --> 00:59:32,328 nor monogamous, nor allowed to be near schools. 844 00:59:33,663 --> 00:59:34,539 But... 845 00:59:36,332 --> 00:59:38,042 if I could rewrite the past... 846 00:59:38,501 --> 00:59:39,502 maybe... 847 00:59:40,128 --> 00:59:41,504 I say maybe... 848 00:59:43,005 --> 00:59:45,174 that I would not have given up all this for Lionel. 849 01:00:03,569 --> 01:00:06,780 Looks like you don't need it anymore to pack your suitcase, my young Eric. 850 01:00:07,531 --> 01:00:10,159 The inspector prohibits anyone to leave the mansion. 851 01:00:10,242 --> 01:00:13,203 Apparently we are all suspects. 852 01:00:15,415 --> 01:00:18,001 Sorry, I don't finance novels. 853 01:00:18,460 --> 01:00:21,338 Lord Davenport should not be on the list, because he died, 854 01:00:21,421 --> 01:00:23,339 but otherwise, everyone is there. 855 01:00:24,007 --> 01:00:26,217 Thank you, Cyril. I'm going to clear his name. 856 01:00:26,551 --> 01:00:27,594 GOOD. 857 01:00:28,094 --> 01:00:30,138 Madam, honorable guests, 858 01:00:30,221 --> 01:00:31,765 I present to you Inspector Dequoy. 859 01:00:32,265 --> 01:00:33,558 I don't know ! 860 01:00:33,975 --> 01:00:35,602 Inspector Philips? 861 01:00:35,685 --> 01:00:37,521 -Hole. - Wan-Bissaka. 862 01:00:37,604 --> 01:00:39,147 - Esposito. -Drew. 863 01:00:39,230 --> 01:00:40,482 - Gadget? -Aragorn? 864 01:00:40,565 --> 01:00:42,402 - Spector? - No, no! 865 01:00:42,485 --> 01:00:43,611 His last name is Dequoy. 866 01:00:43,694 --> 01:00:45,029 I don't know ! 867 01:00:45,112 --> 01:00:47,073 Inspector Deck? 868 01:00:47,156 --> 01:00:48,908 - Full Inspector? - Clouseau? 869 01:00:48,991 --> 01:00:50,410 - Two-Bissaka! -Bush. 870 01:00:50,493 --> 01:00:51,828 - Branagh? - With glasses? 871 01:00:51,911 --> 01:00:52,787 Treebeard! 872 01:00:52,870 --> 01:00:56,457 No, no! His name is Dequoy. D-E-Q-U-O-Y. 873 01:00:56,540 --> 01:00:58,668 I see. Which is his name. 874 01:00:58,751 --> 01:01:00,169 -Robert. - Robert of what? 875 01:01:00,252 --> 01:01:01,754 - That's it. - What's his last name? 876 01:01:01,837 --> 01:01:02,672 Yes ! 877 01:01:02,755 --> 01:01:05,049 Sorry, but I still don't understand. 878 01:01:05,132 --> 01:01:07,176 - What ? What don't you understand? - No. 879 01:01:07,259 --> 01:01:08,845 I understand everything. 880 01:01:09,221 --> 01:01:10,138 Well... 881 01:01:10,555 --> 01:01:12,725 After examining the clues, 882 01:01:12,808 --> 01:01:17,979 I have the deep conviction that the assassin of Lord Davenport is here, in this room! 883 01:01:20,023 --> 01:01:22,735 Why do these people would like to kill my husband? 884 01:01:22,818 --> 01:01:25,445 Maybe they were tired of it to wait for their inheritance... 885 01:01:27,697 --> 01:01:29,908 Or angry about being demoted. 886 01:01:31,701 --> 01:01:35,748 Or humiliated, after having wiped a refusal on the purchase of the manor. 887 01:01:36,999 --> 01:01:39,502 Or maybe that's the fact of a failed police inspector, 888 01:01:39,585 --> 01:01:41,629 desperate to find a riddle to solve. 889 01:01:41,712 --> 01:01:44,632 Finally... where was I the night of the murder? 890 01:01:45,383 --> 01:01:46,259 Indeed ! 891 01:01:46,342 --> 01:01:47,260 Be warned... 892 01:01:48,052 --> 01:01:50,722 I will watch you very closely. 893 01:01:50,805 --> 01:01:53,141 If I see something out of the ordinary, 894 01:01:53,850 --> 01:01:55,143 whatever it is... 895 01:01:55,935 --> 01:01:58,813 you can be sure that I will notice it. 896 01:02:36,061 --> 01:02:38,021 What a wonderful service! 897 01:02:38,104 --> 01:02:38,897 THANKS ! 898 01:02:39,355 --> 01:02:42,233 Although, when I think about it, I should have gone to the funeral. 899 01:02:46,362 --> 01:02:48,948 It was a magnificent ceremony. 900 01:02:49,491 --> 01:02:50,909 Just like Humphrey wanted. 901 01:02:51,493 --> 01:02:53,662 He didn't like the idea of ​​a funeral. 902 01:02:54,038 --> 01:02:57,708 He found that the alternative was more worthy of him. 903 01:02:59,001 --> 01:02:59,919 Indeed. 904 01:03:04,507 --> 01:03:05,549 Please excuse me... 905 01:03:11,597 --> 01:03:13,307 Do it! Do it now! 906 01:03:16,894 --> 01:03:19,356 Are we on edge? 907 01:03:19,731 --> 01:03:22,818 No way. A simple disagreement. 908 01:03:22,901 --> 01:03:24,903 Before you jump to conclusions, 909 01:03:24,986 --> 01:03:29,366 know that we weren't talking about Humphrey, but of Rose. 910 01:03:30,075 --> 01:03:31,410 Mother ardently wishes for this marriage. 911 01:03:31,827 --> 01:03:36,665 I guess your mother is dying of impatience to live here and leave your ruined home. 912 01:03:37,541 --> 01:03:40,669 - Who told you that our house was in ruins? - You just did it! 913 01:03:41,461 --> 01:03:42,421 Let's see! 914 01:03:42,879 --> 01:03:44,924 If you're looking for a real suspect, 915 01:03:45,007 --> 01:03:47,302 why not search on the side of this orphan? 916 01:03:47,385 --> 01:03:49,262 Last night he savagely attacked me. 917 01:03:49,345 --> 01:03:52,765 Who says his violent tendencies stopped there? 918 01:04:02,233 --> 01:04:03,276 I'm so sorry. 919 01:04:04,694 --> 01:04:06,487 I find it hard to imagine your pain. 920 01:04:08,906 --> 01:04:09,991 It's so hard. 921 01:04:11,034 --> 01:04:11,869 THANKS. 922 01:04:13,162 --> 01:04:14,204 I exercise. 923 01:04:15,748 --> 01:04:18,125 Everyone knows how your father was proud of you. 924 01:04:26,842 --> 01:04:28,469 Can I say a word to you? 925 01:04:29,762 --> 01:04:30,596 Inside ? 926 01:04:45,487 --> 01:04:49,324 Rose, you are an angel descended from heaven exactly when I needed it. 927 01:04:49,407 --> 01:04:52,619 The first flower of spring, but above all, 928 01:04:52,702 --> 01:04:55,956 you are the most beautiful Davenport sister still available! 929 01:04:56,039 --> 01:04:58,500 - Archibald! - I promise to listen to you. 930 01:04:58,583 --> 01:05:01,586 I will never interrupt you! 931 01:05:02,087 --> 01:05:04,715 Make me the happiest man on earth. 932 01:05:05,424 --> 01:05:07,093 Will you marry me, Rose? 933 01:05:14,183 --> 01:05:14,975 I... 934 01:05:20,481 --> 01:05:21,357 I... 935 01:05:22,858 --> 01:05:23,776 I... 936 01:05:28,030 --> 01:05:29,031 Pink! 937 01:05:30,867 --> 01:05:32,327 I have to think about it! 938 01:05:33,578 --> 01:05:34,538 Of course. 939 01:05:34,621 --> 01:05:38,667 I understand perfectly. Take as much time as you need. 940 01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:45,757 It's good ? 941 01:05:46,341 --> 01:05:47,384 I'm still undecided. 942 01:05:48,468 --> 01:05:49,511 All right. 943 01:05:50,137 --> 01:05:51,638 I'll give you until Friday. 944 01:05:53,348 --> 01:05:56,727 At this point I will make my request to one of the Bechdel sisters. 945 01:05:57,353 --> 01:05:58,646 It doesn't matter which one. 946 01:06:02,734 --> 01:06:04,569 A man gave us a look! 947 01:06:15,246 --> 01:06:16,372 Lord, 948 01:06:17,331 --> 01:06:19,417 I pray that you grant me your forgiveness. 949 01:06:19,792 --> 01:06:23,297 The woman I love is forced to marry a man she hates. 950 01:06:23,380 --> 01:06:25,549 I felt powerless in the face of events. 951 01:06:26,633 --> 01:06:28,844 So I deviated from the straight path... 952 01:06:38,771 --> 01:06:41,356 This money... it had done nothing to deserve it. 953 01:06:41,690 --> 01:06:44,026 So therefore, Lord, forgive me. 954 01:06:44,818 --> 01:06:49,949 I promise you that from now on, I will never steal again. 955 01:06:50,700 --> 01:06:51,576 Amen. 956 01:07:18,354 --> 01:07:22,149 If you were murdered with a candlestick, do 7. 957 01:07:22,525 --> 01:07:24,985 If you were murdered with a rope... 958 01:07:34,412 --> 01:07:35,454 What? 959 01:07:47,467 --> 01:07:48,593 Pink ! 960 01:07:49,177 --> 01:07:51,513 - You won't have to marry Archibald! - What do you mean? 961 01:07:53,432 --> 01:07:55,100 I withdrew all my savings. 962 01:07:55,934 --> 01:07:58,311 Let's run away! Let's make a new start! 963 01:07:58,645 --> 01:07:59,646 In Blackpool! 964 01:07:59,729 --> 01:08:02,858 Blackpool, Clacton, Skegness. 965 01:08:03,233 --> 01:08:05,069 The world is ours. 966 01:08:05,152 --> 01:08:07,614 Skegness! What a pretty name! Where is it? 967 01:08:07,697 --> 01:08:08,781 I don't know ! 968 01:08:09,741 --> 01:08:10,992 But we will find out! 969 01:08:11,826 --> 01:08:12,618 Together ! 970 01:08:14,996 --> 01:08:16,372 We should leave now. 971 01:08:22,170 --> 01:08:24,088 I can't believe we're doing this for real! 972 01:08:24,171 --> 01:08:27,008 However, this is indeed the case! And no one can stop us! 973 01:08:35,141 --> 01:08:37,603 But what is happening? 974 01:08:38,060 --> 01:08:42,232 I received an anonymous call from Mrs. McAllister 975 01:08:42,900 --> 01:08:45,151 indicating that these two were slipping away 976 01:08:45,234 --> 01:08:48,197 with in their possession money stolen from Lord Davenport. 977 01:08:49,239 --> 01:08:52,785 Rose had nothing to do with any of this. I lied to him. I said it was my money. 978 01:08:52,868 --> 01:08:55,705 - I told you, Cyril, didn't I? - Certainly, you predicted it. 979 01:08:55,788 --> 01:08:58,374 I told you one of the servants was going falling in love with my oldest, 980 01:08:58,457 --> 01:09:00,751 find an envelope full of money of Humphrey in a drawer, 981 01:09:00,834 --> 01:09:03,797 steal her, convince Rose by throwing stones in his window, 982 01:09:03,880 --> 01:09:05,924 try to escape by car only to get arrested 983 01:09:06,007 --> 01:09:09,094 by a police inspector who has difficulty holding and retaining anything. 984 01:09:09,177 --> 01:09:11,429 So... you hadn't guessed everything. 985 01:09:19,938 --> 01:09:20,730 So... 986 01:09:21,314 --> 01:09:23,191 What else are you hiding, young man? 987 01:09:23,274 --> 01:09:25,194 Nothing ! Nothing, I swear! 988 01:09:29,740 --> 01:09:32,618 HOW TO MURDER PEOPLE 989 01:09:33,619 --> 01:09:34,578 No! 990 01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:36,497 It's not mine! 991 01:09:38,915 --> 01:09:43,754 Your roommates told me that you were back late on the night of Lord Davenport's murder. 992 01:09:44,463 --> 01:09:46,966 Where were you, and with whom? 993 01:09:51,429 --> 01:09:53,557 If he doesn't want to say it, I'm going to do it. 994 01:09:54,057 --> 01:09:56,059 - That evening we were... - Not together! 995 01:09:56,809 --> 01:09:58,645 No... No, we were... 996 01:09:58,728 --> 01:10:01,022 In nightwear, everyone in their room, because it was late. 997 01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:02,316 No ! 998 01:10:02,399 --> 01:10:03,942 To the pub! 999 01:10:04,025 --> 01:10:06,445 ... technically, everyone knows that servants and young ladies 1000 01:10:06,528 --> 01:10:07,487 should not date each other. 1001 01:10:08,488 --> 01:10:12,201 Well... in this case, Eric No One, 1002 01:10:12,284 --> 01:10:14,202 I'm arresting you for murder. 1003 01:10:15,203 --> 01:10:16,705 And in this locker... 1004 01:10:16,788 --> 01:10:18,916 are my pajamas and my toothbrush. 1005 01:10:24,547 --> 01:10:26,341 Tell them you were with me! 1006 01:10:26,424 --> 01:10:27,425 It's impossible. 1007 01:10:28,259 --> 01:10:29,218 For what ? 1008 01:10:31,053 --> 01:10:32,180 You are a lady! 1009 01:10:32,930 --> 01:10:34,891 You have your whole life ahead of you! 1010 01:10:34,974 --> 01:10:37,685 If I ruin your reputation, you'll have nothing left! 1011 01:10:38,811 --> 01:10:40,021 I'm nothing! 1012 01:10:41,147 --> 01:10:43,107 At all times, worthless people go to prison. 1013 01:10:44,193 --> 01:10:45,110 Eric! 1014 01:10:45,819 --> 01:10:48,864 I know that one day we will meet again! 1015 01:10:49,448 --> 01:10:53,285 But until then, during my years of waiting of this wonderful moment, 1016 01:10:53,368 --> 01:10:58,207 I promise you I will oblige the gardener to do an eye exam! 1017 01:11:13,807 --> 01:11:16,392 NEWLY ARRESTED 1018 01:11:24,901 --> 01:11:26,319 I don't understand. 1019 01:11:26,736 --> 01:11:29,447 Eric was not a murderer. 1020 01:11:30,115 --> 01:11:33,076 He would have stopped only once all our positions have been usurped. 1021 01:11:33,409 --> 01:11:34,536 Isn't that right, mom? 1022 01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:38,249 Finally, Ms. McAllister. 1023 01:11:40,334 --> 01:11:42,628 Sometimes I accidentally call people “mom.” 1024 01:11:43,462 --> 01:11:44,756 I do it all the time! 1025 01:11:44,839 --> 01:11:46,090 Isn't that true, Mrs. Mom? 1026 01:11:47,383 --> 01:11:49,051 Mrs. McAll-mom. 1027 01:11:51,095 --> 01:11:52,513 Mrs. McAll-mamounette. 1028 01:11:55,099 --> 01:11:56,058 McAllister! 1029 01:11:58,394 --> 01:11:59,770 Mrs. McAllister. 1030 01:12:12,075 --> 01:12:12,993 Poppy... 1031 01:12:18,331 --> 01:12:20,625 What's going on, Poppy? 1032 01:12:21,042 --> 01:12:23,837 Lionel is gone! He said he wasn't in love with me anymore! 1033 01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:26,256 He only said that out of emotion! 1034 01:12:26,339 --> 01:12:28,593 He said he wasn't talking under the influence of emotion, 1035 01:12:28,676 --> 01:12:31,096 and he had been thinking about it for quite a while! 1036 01:12:31,179 --> 01:12:32,806 Let him calm down. 1037 01:12:32,889 --> 01:12:35,475 He said he didn't have no need to calm down, 1038 01:12:35,558 --> 01:12:38,770 that he was already calm, and that he had never been so calm. 1039 01:12:38,853 --> 01:12:40,146 Too bad for him! 1040 01:12:40,730 --> 01:12:44,859 Then he said, "I stole all your jewelry and I sold them! 1041 01:12:44,942 --> 01:12:47,320 So it’s too bad for you!” 1042 01:12:53,367 --> 01:12:56,580 I'm afraid that since inexplicably, 1043 01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:00,876 We will soon all be homeless! 1044 01:13:05,047 --> 01:13:06,048 Ladies! 1045 01:13:07,007 --> 01:13:09,635 I went through several difficult periods! 1046 01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:12,555 They taught me a lot, 1047 01:13:12,638 --> 01:13:14,807 so let me tell you 1048 01:13:15,224 --> 01:13:18,018 that you are a bunch of... 1049 01:13:20,437 --> 01:13:21,356 Excuse me! 1050 01:13:28,363 --> 01:13:29,948 "My dear Eric, 1051 01:13:31,449 --> 01:13:33,159 I am heartbroken. 1052 01:13:35,745 --> 01:13:38,081 I didn't want things happen like this. 1053 01:13:39,457 --> 01:13:43,962 I tremble at the thought of you reading this letter all alone in your cell, surrounded by badly licked bears. 1054 01:13:45,505 --> 01:13:48,968 Every night I relive the moment where you saved me from ignominy 1055 01:13:49,051 --> 01:13:50,928 and I wake up frozen with fear. 1056 01:13:53,139 --> 01:13:57,393 Every morning my face is covered in tears and I'm looking for a tissue to wipe them off first. 1057 01:13:59,228 --> 01:14:03,149 I hope that one day you can forgive me for what I'm about to do. 1058 01:14:04,191 --> 01:14:06,444 I will accept the marriage proposal by Archibald. 1059 01:14:06,777 --> 01:14:09,280 This letter is the last that you will receive from me. 1060 01:14:10,948 --> 01:14:13,368 With all my love, Rose. 1061 01:14:17,456 --> 01:14:22,335 XOXOXOX" 1062 01:14:52,074 --> 01:14:53,201 Ah, Rose! 1063 01:14:53,659 --> 01:14:54,703 How did you sleep? 1064 01:14:54,786 --> 01:14:57,080 As I lie down in my bed and closing your eyes. 1065 01:14:57,163 --> 01:14:58,372 - Excellent. - Archibald... 1066 01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:01,709 I have something to tell you. 1067 01:15:02,877 --> 01:15:05,672 Two days ago you asked for my hand. 1068 01:15:06,006 --> 01:15:08,592 Since then, I've only thought about that. 1069 01:15:08,675 --> 01:15:12,096 This morning, I finally made my decision. 1070 01:15:13,305 --> 01:15:14,348 My answer is... 1071 01:15:28,987 --> 01:15:29,905 ...yes... 1072 01:15:35,537 --> 01:15:36,371 She said yes! 1073 01:15:53,304 --> 01:15:54,389 I recognize that look... 1074 01:15:54,848 --> 01:15:56,224 We broke your heart. 1075 01:15:56,766 --> 01:15:59,603 I too have tasted pure love before losing him forever. 1076 01:16:01,439 --> 01:16:03,107 “You can’t date each other.” 1077 01:16:03,649 --> 01:16:05,651 “You come from two separate universes.” 1078 01:16:06,193 --> 01:16:07,361 So we ran away. 1079 01:16:07,945 --> 01:16:08,904 But we were caught up. 1080 01:16:09,655 --> 01:16:11,199 It seems like we lived the same life. 1081 01:16:11,282 --> 01:16:12,116 Look at. 1082 01:16:17,329 --> 01:16:18,664 That's Mildred. 1083 01:16:18,747 --> 01:16:20,082 She's beautiful, isn't she? 1084 01:16:23,127 --> 01:16:24,880 Do you have a photo of the love of your life? 1085 01:16:27,507 --> 01:16:29,426 I grabbed one before leaving. 1086 01:16:32,721 --> 01:16:34,389 I had to give this to Lord Davenport. 1087 01:16:34,848 --> 01:16:36,141 Open it! 1088 01:16:36,224 --> 01:16:38,185 What can they do? Lock you up? 1089 01:16:43,857 --> 01:16:45,734 “Yours, Austin Blaine.” 1090 01:16:46,735 --> 01:16:48,069 What could that mean? 1091 01:16:49,738 --> 01:16:51,032 Read the other side. 1092 01:16:55,828 --> 01:16:57,121 “Dear Lord Davenport, 1093 01:16:58,164 --> 01:17:00,417 several years ago, you asked me to find out 1094 01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:02,752 what happened to your nephew Nathaniel during the war. 1095 01:17:03,294 --> 01:17:07,298 After months of hard work and smart investigation, 1096 01:17:07,381 --> 01:17:10,343 I finally found Nathaniel's military file 1097 01:17:10,426 --> 01:17:13,054 and discovered that at the end of the war, 1098 01:17:13,846 --> 01:17:17,935 we took him for a war orphan and that he had been raised by sisters. 1099 01:17:20,687 --> 01:17:24,858 Without knowing his real identity, the sisters renamed it. 1100 01:17:25,734 --> 01:17:28,237 Anyway, I found it. 1101 01:17:28,946 --> 01:17:33,200 Nathaniel Davenport, the eldest son of your late brother William, 1102 01:17:33,283 --> 01:17:34,827 is now called 1103 01:17:35,327 --> 01:17:37,621 Eric No One... 1104 01:17:38,956 --> 01:17:41,416 This is the young man who brings you this missive. 1105 01:17:44,963 --> 01:17:46,631 Quite a turn of events, huh? 1106 01:17:46,714 --> 01:17:49,467 This twist will cost a penny more. 1107 01:17:50,802 --> 01:17:53,179 Yours, Austin Blaine." 1108 01:17:55,557 --> 01:17:57,225 Damn! I can't believe it! 1109 01:17:57,308 --> 01:18:00,937 I share my cell with a member of the aristocracy! 1110 01:18:02,063 --> 01:18:03,731 What can it change now? 1111 01:18:04,732 --> 01:18:08,946 I'm stuck here, and the love of my life is about to marry Archibald! 1112 01:18:09,029 --> 01:18:10,239 Yes, your brother. 1113 01:18:11,073 --> 01:18:12,116 What? 1114 01:18:12,199 --> 01:18:13,326 Your brother! 1115 01:18:13,409 --> 01:18:16,579 If you are the long lost nephew of Lord Davenport, 1116 01:18:17,121 --> 01:18:21,125 So you are Archibald's older brother! 1117 01:18:21,208 --> 01:18:22,001 Which means... 1118 01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:26,172 - I am the rightful heir of Facham Hall! - ... you slept with your cousin! 1119 01:18:27,506 --> 01:18:28,466 Guardian ! 1120 01:18:29,216 --> 01:18:30,885 I am the rightful heir of Facham Hall! 1121 01:18:30,968 --> 01:18:32,011 Ah good ? 1122 01:18:32,511 --> 01:18:33,637 It's great! 1123 01:18:34,096 --> 01:18:36,183 - So I'm going to release you immediately! - It's true ? 1124 01:18:36,266 --> 01:18:37,809 But of course not! 1125 01:18:47,694 --> 01:18:49,905 ARCHIBALD AND POPPY 1126 01:18:49,988 --> 01:18:53,116 ARCHIBALD AND ROSE 1127 01:18:53,909 --> 01:18:57,454 I can't let Rose ruin her life by marrying that horrible bastard! 1128 01:18:58,163 --> 01:18:59,289 I have to get out of here! 1129 01:18:59,372 --> 01:19:01,083 You could dig a tunnel. 1130 01:19:01,834 --> 01:19:03,503 If only you had one tool to dig with! 1131 01:20:05,859 --> 01:20:07,361 THE PRISON IS BEING INDULGENT! 1132 01:20:07,444 --> 01:20:09,821 THE CELLS ARE PROVIDED LATEST ROOM POTS 1133 01:20:18,288 --> 01:20:21,667 I hope Rose doesn't go disappoint us like Poppy did. 1134 01:20:21,750 --> 01:20:23,836 - No, no. - You say that... 1135 01:20:24,253 --> 01:20:27,006 but my William told me married then he died! 1136 01:20:28,090 --> 01:20:30,384 Just like Humphrey who married you... and who is now dead. 1137 01:20:31,260 --> 01:20:33,471 One day, Rose will die too. 1138 01:20:34,346 --> 01:20:38,684 We are just particles, en route to a dark and cold entropic state. 1139 01:20:40,311 --> 01:20:41,687 But what a great day to do so. 1140 01:20:43,731 --> 01:20:46,068 ESCAPE OF A PRISONER THE GUARDIAN WAS READING THE NEWSPAPER 1141 01:20:46,151 --> 01:20:47,486 Guys! 1142 01:20:47,569 --> 01:20:50,822 I brought a cake to mark 30 years without escape! 1143 01:20:59,414 --> 01:21:00,248 How are you ? 1144 01:21:33,241 --> 01:21:34,784 Nice try, my boy. 1145 01:21:34,867 --> 01:21:36,202 Let's go back to your cell. 1146 01:21:45,212 --> 01:21:46,505 Come over here! 1147 01:22:00,602 --> 01:22:01,770 Wait a bit... 1148 01:22:02,146 --> 01:22:03,522 I know you! 1149 01:22:03,605 --> 01:22:07,026 It was you at the pub, with the young woman who was without a shadow of a doubt a Londoner. 1150 01:22:07,694 --> 01:22:08,945 What are you doing here? 1151 01:22:09,362 --> 01:22:11,531 They think I murdered Lord Davenport that evening! 1152 01:22:11,614 --> 01:22:13,658 Impossible. You were with me! 1153 01:22:15,493 --> 01:22:16,578 Come on, go away. Quickly. 1154 01:22:31,218 --> 01:22:32,511 He went that way! 1155 01:22:50,362 --> 01:22:54,408 War, death and poverty 1156 01:22:54,825 --> 01:22:59,080 Measles and fights 1157 01:22:59,498 --> 01:23:03,544 Cancer and dictatorship 1158 01:23:03,627 --> 01:23:08,048 Are creations of the Lord 1159 01:23:10,425 --> 01:23:11,760 Please sit down. 1160 01:23:16,097 --> 01:23:19,142 God is with us all, and Jesus is cheerful. 1161 01:23:20,685 --> 01:23:22,814 God is with us all, and Jesus. 1162 01:23:23,397 --> 01:23:25,900 He who is among us is cheerful on this joyous day, 1163 01:23:25,983 --> 01:23:27,652 but let's take a moment to offer our thanks. 1164 01:23:27,735 --> 01:23:30,572 Members of the clergy, such as myself, hold power. 1165 01:23:30,655 --> 01:23:33,366 This power is that of summoning children. 1166 01:23:34,784 --> 01:23:36,745 This power is that of invoking. 1167 01:23:36,828 --> 01:23:39,456 Children have the right to a future, offered by God. 1168 01:23:39,539 --> 01:23:41,750 Men have the right to wisdom. 1169 01:23:41,833 --> 01:23:44,794 For God is strong and mighty, and made us tough. 1170 01:23:46,420 --> 01:23:47,797 ...and created us. 1171 01:23:48,506 --> 01:23:51,760 Life is hard, but He is always there to guide us. 1172 01:23:59,685 --> 01:24:02,021 Let's arrest this fugitive! 1173 01:24:02,104 --> 01:24:04,732 I am innocent! And now, I know the truth! 1174 01:24:04,815 --> 01:24:05,649 The truth? 1175 01:24:06,108 --> 01:24:07,068 But how? 1176 01:24:07,151 --> 01:24:09,278 I'm going to tell everything at church! 1177 01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:12,614 Stop! 1178 01:24:13,657 --> 01:24:14,491 Are you okay, doll? 1179 01:24:19,456 --> 01:24:20,373 Helmet. 1180 01:24:38,057 --> 01:24:39,767 Come back here! 1181 01:24:50,863 --> 01:24:52,531 Come back here, you little shit! 1182 01:25:00,247 --> 01:25:02,666 Trampoline! Buy your trampoline! 1183 01:25:05,211 --> 01:25:07,255 Projection mattress! Get yourself your projection mattress! 1184 01:25:07,338 --> 01:25:08,757 I didn't believe he would make it. 1185 01:25:12,844 --> 01:25:14,221 My clementines are crushed! 1186 01:25:22,979 --> 01:25:26,608 Does anyone have a reason for which Archibald and Rose... 1187 01:25:28,985 --> 01:25:30,737 FASTEST TAILOR 1188 01:25:33,115 --> 01:25:34,117 Shut down! 1189 01:25:39,747 --> 01:25:41,499 ...in health as in illness. 1190 01:25:41,582 --> 01:25:43,209 Until death do us part. 1191 01:25:43,292 --> 01:25:44,878 Until death do us part. 1192 01:25:44,961 --> 01:25:46,588 Now, Rose, repeat after me. 1193 01:25:46,671 --> 01:25:47,964 Now, Rose, repeat after me. 1194 01:25:48,047 --> 01:25:49,215 I, Rose Davenport... 1195 01:25:49,298 --> 01:25:50,550 I, Rose Davenport... 1196 01:25:51,134 --> 01:25:52,677 I, Rose Davenport... 1197 01:25:55,346 --> 01:25:56,347 Hello! 1198 01:25:57,473 --> 01:25:58,767 Why are you doing this? 1199 01:25:58,850 --> 01:26:00,936 I can't leave you tell everyone... 1200 01:26:01,019 --> 01:26:02,312 that I killed Humphrey. 1201 01:26:03,480 --> 01:26:04,356 What ? 1202 01:26:05,023 --> 01:26:05,858 What ? 1203 01:26:07,151 --> 01:26:09,403 Humphrey and I kept this secret for so long... 1204 01:26:09,987 --> 01:26:15,076 No way I'll let you tell them that we had an affair... 1205 01:26:15,159 --> 01:26:16,702 or what I did to him. 1206 01:26:16,785 --> 01:26:18,954 - What did you do to him? - It was an accident! 1207 01:26:19,037 --> 01:26:21,707 Another one of our little quarrels! 1208 01:26:22,916 --> 01:26:25,836 This Eric is ruining our lives! 1209 01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:28,673 First he hurts Richard and steals his job. 1210 01:26:29,048 --> 01:26:31,509 Then you name him instead of Alexander! 1211 01:26:31,885 --> 01:26:34,262 It's unfair on the boys, Humph. 1212 01:26:34,721 --> 01:26:36,223 These are our sons! 1213 01:26:36,306 --> 01:26:38,183 Lower your voice, finally! 1214 01:26:38,266 --> 01:26:41,311 That's what you want, right? Let me be silent and I continue without saying anything? 1215 01:26:41,853 --> 01:26:43,522 Get rid of it! 1216 01:26:43,605 --> 01:26:45,815 Otherwise, I reveal our affair to the whole household. 1217 01:26:48,026 --> 01:26:48,943 Edna... 1218 01:26:49,486 --> 01:26:50,820 My darling... 1219 01:26:51,821 --> 01:26:52,823 Calm down. 1220 01:26:54,450 --> 01:26:55,868 Be reasonable. 1221 01:27:00,080 --> 01:27:01,081 Humphrey? 1222 01:27:03,417 --> 01:27:04,418 Oh my God ! 1223 01:27:06,170 --> 01:27:08,047 No ! Don't touch it. 1224 01:27:08,881 --> 01:27:10,258 I'm going to call for help! 1225 01:27:10,341 --> 01:27:11,258 No time. 1226 01:27:12,593 --> 01:27:13,594 Shoot it. 1227 01:27:14,303 --> 01:27:15,846 Yes, yes... 1228 01:27:22,312 --> 01:27:23,439 It didn't work! 1229 01:27:23,522 --> 01:27:24,523 How are you. 1230 01:27:24,606 --> 01:27:26,149 Just need to remove the bullets. 1231 01:27:27,067 --> 01:27:28,360 Take this bottle of acid! 1232 01:27:28,735 --> 01:27:29,861 We will dissolve them! 1233 01:27:31,655 --> 01:27:32,864 Wait! 1234 01:27:33,281 --> 01:27:34,908 I need to calm my nerves. 1235 01:27:39,079 --> 01:27:40,372 Okay, go ahead. 1236 01:27:44,042 --> 01:27:46,337 It burns! 1237 01:27:46,420 --> 01:27:48,047 - You're still bleeding! - Quickly ! 1238 01:27:48,464 --> 01:27:50,508 Stop the blood from leaving my brain! 1239 01:27:51,551 --> 01:27:53,511 Use your belt to make a spin around my neck! 1240 01:27:59,851 --> 01:28:01,310 It doesn't work. 1241 01:28:28,964 --> 01:28:30,883 That's when I decided to trap you. 1242 01:28:31,341 --> 01:28:36,638 No one is offended when a young orphan ends up in prison. 1243 01:28:37,682 --> 01:28:38,683 Or dies. 1244 01:28:39,934 --> 01:28:40,727 What ? 1245 01:28:41,394 --> 01:28:43,563 I'm not going to repeat everything to you! 1246 01:28:43,646 --> 01:28:44,522 No... 1247 01:28:45,315 --> 01:28:46,649 Inspector Dequoy? 1248 01:28:47,484 --> 01:28:48,485 Did you hear? 1249 01:28:50,904 --> 01:28:52,363 Certainly, yes. 1250 01:28:53,698 --> 01:28:54,699 Madam... 1251 01:28:55,366 --> 01:28:56,993 you are under arrest... 1252 01:28:57,577 --> 01:28:59,204 for homicide. 1253 01:29:02,958 --> 01:29:05,086 ...in health as in illness. 1254 01:29:05,169 --> 01:29:06,963 Until death do us part. 1255 01:29:07,046 --> 01:29:08,965 Until death do us part. 1256 01:29:09,048 --> 01:29:10,508 Stop the marriage! 1257 01:29:10,841 --> 01:29:13,386 - What the hell is this? - What the hell is this? 1258 01:29:13,469 --> 01:29:15,221 What the hell is this? 1259 01:29:15,304 --> 01:29:16,263 Eric? 1260 01:29:16,680 --> 01:29:18,182 You don't have to marry Archibald! 1261 01:29:18,933 --> 01:29:21,477 Get this murderer out of here! 1262 01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:23,020 He is not the murderer! 1263 01:29:24,647 --> 01:29:26,732 It was Mrs. McAllister. 1264 01:29:28,150 --> 01:29:30,487 And Archibald is not the rightful heir of Fackham Hall! 1265 01:29:32,239 --> 01:29:34,991 I have a letter here that explains everything! 1266 01:29:36,827 --> 01:29:37,619 Mom... 1267 01:29:39,621 --> 01:29:40,622 it's me. 1268 01:29:41,164 --> 01:29:41,998 Nathaniel! 1269 01:29:45,043 --> 01:29:46,086 My son ! 1270 01:29:46,545 --> 01:29:48,088 You're alive! 1271 01:29:49,047 --> 01:29:50,549 Does that mean... 1272 01:29:51,466 --> 01:29:52,801 That we are free to love each other. 1273 01:29:54,302 --> 01:29:57,682 And that you and your family can enjoy of Fackham Hall for the rest of your life. 1274 01:29:59,350 --> 01:30:03,980 I have always loved being... only child! 1275 01:30:04,063 --> 01:30:04,856 No ! 1276 01:30:10,987 --> 01:30:12,822 You really don't know how to aim. 1277 01:30:12,905 --> 01:30:15,491 - You're done! - What ? 1278 01:30:15,950 --> 01:30:18,327 Call me Inspector Dequoy! 1279 01:30:18,870 --> 01:30:20,080 Take off your dirty paws... 1280 01:30:20,163 --> 01:30:23,334 We can pick up where we left off, but with this gentleman? 1281 01:30:23,417 --> 01:30:25,210 Yes. Where were we? 1282 01:30:26,503 --> 01:30:28,839 Rose Davenport, do you accept to take as husband 1283 01:30:28,922 --> 01:30:32,259 Eric No One, i.e. Nathaniel Davenport? 1284 01:30:33,051 --> 01:30:33,844 Yes, I want it. 1285 01:30:35,471 --> 01:30:38,641 And you, Eric No One, i.e. Nathaniel Davenport, 1286 01:30:38,724 --> 01:30:41,727 do you agree to take Rose Davenport for wife? 1287 01:30:41,810 --> 01:30:42,686 Yes, I want it. 1288 01:30:43,061 --> 01:30:45,314 I therefore pronounce you husband and wife. 1289 01:30:45,397 --> 01:30:46,690 Kiss the altar boys. 1290 01:30:51,279 --> 01:30:52,280 Kiss each other. 1291 01:30:52,363 --> 01:30:54,115 The altar boys will sing the Ave Maria. 1292 01:30:57,577 --> 01:30:59,370 We saved Facham Hall! 1293 01:31:00,747 --> 01:31:01,915 Well done ! 1294 01:31:11,090 --> 01:31:12,884 I don't think we introduced ourselves. 1295 01:31:12,967 --> 01:31:15,387 J.R.R. Tolkien, the writer. 1296 01:31:16,347 --> 01:31:18,558 I'm Bill. Bill Bobaggins. 1297 01:31:18,641 --> 01:31:20,559 What a fabulous name! 1298 01:31:21,477 --> 01:31:23,896 Bilbo Baggins. 1299 01:31:24,522 --> 01:31:26,398 And here is the donkey I am stuffing myself with. 1300 01:31:30,361 --> 01:31:32,655 It's okay, it's noted. 1301 01:31:38,452 --> 01:31:42,165 Love can transcend borders. 1302 01:31:42,624 --> 01:31:45,252 Nothing is more powerful... 1303 01:31:45,335 --> 01:31:48,755 except in this case, the birthright. 1304 01:31:50,340 --> 01:31:54,762 You may be wondering how I knew everything that happened at Fackham Hall 1305 01:31:54,845 --> 01:31:56,388 this famous week. 1306 01:31:56,471 --> 01:31:59,641 Well, my dear friends... It’s because I was there. 1307 01:32:00,976 --> 01:32:02,227 Who am I? 1308 01:32:02,811 --> 01:32:03,979 I'm a No One... 1309 01:32:04,521 --> 01:32:06,941 Rose Davenport No One. 1310 01:32:07,024 --> 01:32:08,484 Fackham Hall! 1311 01:32:09,360 --> 01:32:10,695 And it was... 1312 01:32:11,863 --> 01:32:13,447 ...the story of my life. 1313 01:32:14,407 --> 01:32:20,621 GREAT AUNT BONAPARTE: 1725-2025 1314 01:32:21,998 --> 01:32:24,918 Finding life unbearable after a second humiliation, 1315 01:32:25,001 --> 01:32:27,921 Archibald shot himself with a hunting rifle. He missed it. 1316 01:32:28,004 --> 01:32:30,548 Poppy abandoned 22 engaged couples at the altar. 1317 01:32:30,631 --> 01:32:33,928 She finally broke the family tradition by marrying a second cousin. 1318 01:32:34,011 --> 01:32:39,934 Lady Davenport devoted the rest of her life to repeal women's right to vote. 1319 01:32:40,017 --> 01:32:45,940 The vicar unfortunately died in April 1945, in a Berlin bunker. 1320 01:32:46,023 --> 01:32:48,192 Darvesh is dead during the Second World War. 1321 01:32:48,275 --> 01:32:51,946 At home in Gloucestershire. Clinging to a photo of Florence Nightingale. 1322 01:32:52,029 --> 01:32:53,656 After reading The Hobbit, 1323 01:32:53,739 --> 01:32:56,117 convicted donkey abuser Bill Bobaggins continued author J.R.R. Tolkien 1324 01:32:56,200 --> 01:32:57,952 for tarnishing his reputation. 1325 01:32:58,035 --> 01:33:01,081 Rose and Eric's wish came true since they had their honeymoon 1326 01:33:01,164 --> 01:33:03,959 to the most romantic place in the world. Blackpool. 1327 01:33:04,042 --> 01:33:08,463 Lord Davenport is still dead. 1328 01:34:22,957 --> 01:34:25,585 Subtitling: difuze